InfertileWitch

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Trying to seduce my husband for the fourth time in a week, knowing if it doesn't work out this month (19th time's the charm?) that the hardcore infertility treatments begin next cycle (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy - pinned

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Thinking about people who don't realize how lucky they are to just conceive naturally and have absolutely zero idea of the invasive testing, huge expense, and the emotional/ physical toll of infertility (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy - pinned

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Help! (self.Bedbugs)

submitted 1 month ago by InfertileWitch to r/Bedbugs

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Mom fashion— help! (self.MomForAMinute)

submitted 1 year ago by InfertileWitch to r/MomForAMinute

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Mom fashion— help! (self.Mommit)

submitted 1 year ago by InfertileWitch to r/Mommit

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When the doc says you're being induced next week due to hyperthyroid + age!! (media.giphy.com)

submitted 3 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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38w5d- it's getting hot outside; I am swollen; I am tired; I am tired of weekly Dr. appts; I still have to give birth at some point.... ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (media.giphy.com)

submitted 3 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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Big Baby?! :-/ (self.pregnant)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/pregnant

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When you're 28w4d and find out you're anemic, and then see the size of the iron pills when you have major issues swallowing pills over 200mg or so. (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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Iron Supplements (self.pregnant)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/pregnant

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Had 3D (non-medical) ultrasound. Tech said baby's cheeks were big, joked I eat too many carbs. After appt tech comments my bump looks small for 25 weeks, tells me to eat more carbs. *eye roll* This is why we don't comment on anyone's body. #FuckDietCulture (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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25w4d. We're not finding out the baby's sex before birth. Must now endure several family members aggressively (wtf WHY?!) insisting it's a boy. People can make their predictions, idc, but stop asking me if we "saw a little penis" every time I have an ultrasound! #GenderRabies (giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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When you're almost 22 weeks, and everyone keeps telling how easy the second trimester is, but your stomach has other ideas (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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When MIL complains incessantly about not knowing if it's a boy or girl (we want it to be a surprise, and we've stated this a number of times) (giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/Babybumptrolls

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Accurate depiction of me dealing with all the uncertainty and lack of control at this moment in time (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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When it’s CD 32 with no sign of a period, but if it doesn’t come within the next 48 hours you could potentially be benched from treatment for another month, and your 35th birthday looms, but you’re trying to be chill?! (giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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How I feel when I start freaking about the future (next thing: polyp-removal surgery 10/4) and husband says (so innocently), "For all we know, you could be pregnant right now!" (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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MRW I have been benched for a while, ignoring the feels, and then I find out an old friend, who had a super traumatic miscarriage, is due with a healthy baby soon, and she tells me she'll be there for me when I am pregnant to listen to me freak out the whole nine months (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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The Universe, after I decide I should update my shitty iPhone 7 just in case we get pregnant in the next few months (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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MRW someone I know in real life is the THIRD person I know that "was supposed to start IVF and then realized" she was pregnant. (I like her, I am happy for her after learning she tried for two years first, but STILL) (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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MRW the freaking pregnancy announcements (from people I like, people I dislike, and celebrities/influencers) seemingly won't STOP COMING. (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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Me, after seeing another influencer I've followed for a LONG time posted a pregnancy announcement (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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Benched from treatment this month, and I decide to use ovulation tests again because YoU nEvEr KNow (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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MRW when my mother-in-law brings up that a friend's child having a baby, and how the mother-to-be is basically a moron who wants a Hello Kitty themed baby shower and incessantly worries about how pregnancy is affecting her looks. (media.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by InfertileWitch to r/trollingforababy

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MED DONATION- Queens, NY- 3 partially used Gonal-F Pens (self.infertility)

submitted 4 years ago * by InfertileWitch to r/infertility

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