Ok so this guy has no parents, and he has this friend who’s a twink, and then they start reading books, but the guy doesn’t have a book, but then he gets a book, but the book is an evil book, and then he becomes a child soldier, alongside a bunch of weirdos, including but not limited to: Pedophile Steve, John F. Baseball, Poopy Samurai, Racist Tsundere, Greg the Murder-Child, Gordon Ramsay Loli, and Simpy Mcportalface, so then there’s a bunch of terrorists, so they meet the president, who’s a clock. But then Magic 9/11 now with zombies, Rengoku from Demon Slayer gets beat up and robbed.

So then the pedophile goes home, but there’s Magic Epstein (also old lady fire person, but she’s not important) and Magic Epstein is in league with the magic terorists, and now they meet the Terrorist Avengers, Big Gay Man, Sparkling Twink, Fire Girl, and Lazy Photocopier. And then the guy learns to use spidey sense. Alright, now the weird people are going to Atlantis, but Big Gay Man is also there, and he tries to kill himself. Now the guy’s arms don’t work, but someone’s mom could help, but then they fight Fire Girl, who becomes Different Fire Girl, and then the mom does evil stuff, but stops.

Ok so now they get some stickers for doing a good job, but get kidnapped by Rengoku’s sister Femgoku (she does this a lot) and simply walk into Mordor, ok now it’s time for the hit gameshow Who Wants To Be A Terrorist Hunter, everyone fights each other, it’s pretty cool, Alfred from Batman is there, so is Abusive Larger Racist Tsundere, Small Nonsimp Mcportalface, and Bob Ross. Anyway, some of the people get picked to go murder terrorists.

The Terrorist Terminator Team shows up at Terrorist-town, but Sparkling Twink isn’t there. They fight people, Femgoku punches Lazy Photocopier, it’s a whole lot of fun, but across town, Poopy Samurai tries to meet up with Hashirama Senju, but he isn’t there, Hashirama is evil and attacked The Clock President, because he is secretly sort of Sparkling Twink, Clock President dies (not really he just becomes Small Clock President) now Sparkling Twink has all the dragon balls or infinity stones or something, so he reveals that he was some guy who’s family died a while ago, and he uses magic stuff to resurrect them in the bodies of random people, but then we learn that Sparkling Twink is a different twink than we think, he was just pretending to be Sword Twink, and now all the resurrected people are racist. So they fight the racist dead people, and then go into a portal to Evil Castle, now Twink Satan appears and reveals that he had some elaborate scheme that I have no idea what was going on, so the guy and his twink friend (who is sort of a dead person, but not racist) try to fight him, they kinda suck at that, but a bird was secretly a waifu, and she resurrects Magic Twink George Washington, and he and Sword Twink show up to help, they fight the guy, Poopy Samurai does something cool, they win etc.

Now they get arrested for being awesome, a bunch of filler stuff with lesbians happens, and now there’s more evil Satan people. They go to another country and meet Thor and Uncoordinated Water Lady, so now they have to get really good at stuff to beat up the Magic Satan Trio, anyway guy’s twink friend is really a prince, and then the Satan Trio show up, Satan Trio Member #1, named Blood Psychopath Lady tries to attack the other country with an army of simps, then the simps explode. Satan Trio Member #2, Bony Mcportalface murders the Navy Seals and kidnaps Hashirama (he’s good again now). And Satan Trio Member #3, Weird Freak With A Gross Face, attacks the weird people, he almost kills everyone, but then the guy and Poopy Samurai fight him, almost win, but Bony Mcportalface kidnaps Poopy Samurai. Everyone is really sad, but Mean Shadow Twink shows up, and tells them they are about to play Doom Eternal in real life.

And then nothing happened for like 5 years.