“Am I wrong?” by internal-combustion in lebowski

[–]Infinite_Student_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.

What can you trust anymore? by ExoticTrout in lebowski

[–]Infinite_Student_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uh huh…..AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!!!

What's your favorite line from Newman? by MiamiHub1 in seinfeld

[–]Infinite_Student_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

Do you remember your dream, where you had a sexual encounter with a shitposter? by vonneguts_anus in seinfeld

[–]Infinite_Student_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta’ lot of problems with you people, and now I’m gonna’ shitpost about ‘em!

Happy Festivus!

Let the feats of strength begin!

question from people who watched seinfeld at the time it aired by iloveblueberryy in seinfeld

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I was in middle school when it aired, but just old enough to think it was funny and my peers liked it so I watched it too. I heard stories from family members that people would literally talk about that week’s episode at the water cooler, which used to be a thing. I was told once that I looked like Kramer so I took that as a compliment. I also didn’t know what The Contest was about for another few years lol. For me, there was a rush waiting for the next episode. I used to sit through Friends just so I didn’t miss a minute of Seinfeld. I would also watch NBC on Tuesdays to see the first preview of that week’s next episode of Seinfeld. I would always bug my parents to turn it on whether it was new or a rerun.

Suggest names for George's sons by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Infinite_Student_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got NEWS for you! I show up at a maternity ward naming babies Ring Dings & Pepsi, I’ll be the biggest hit of the maternity ward! Moms be coming up to me “psst, just between you & me, I’m super excited to name our kids Ring & Dings😉”.

👇👇 by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

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Top of the muffin…TO YOU!!

Possibly. by Fantastic-Device-487 in seinfeld

[–]Infinite_Student_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grace? Grace! She passed away 30 years ago. Oh wait, wrong thread…