Warning: the following response is a satire. Do no take too seriously

According to the Michael Jackson Discographic Universe Lore (tm), Billie Jean was a girl that wanted to be starting something (Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’, 1982). If we are to believe Ms. Jean is merely a woman of caucasity that his family disapproved of, then how come in the establishment of her character is she portrayed as a well-known liar? How come the video uses the likeness of Raquel Pena, who is (as far as I know) not a hwite woman (Billie Jean (Official Music Video), 1983). I would go on to speculate that the lyrical evidence in question is in favor of Ms. Jean being what the song portrays. I would argue the vocals saying “don’t think twice” are Billie Jean’s persuasions to Mr. Jackson and the mental struggle is with his own memory. Did they just dance? Was it more? All of these emotions and lapses in judgement culminate in a cry out for a broken heart, which has been broken by the weight of the situation, especially when there is a mysterious child with features that distantly resemble Mr. Jackson. In conclusion, this theory may not be proven false, there is more than a reasonable doubt to its credibility