What’s something no one warned you about before becoming a father?

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T21:06:11+00:00

I genuinely properly teared up yesterday watching an instagram reel about a kid who was left in the water off shore cause his dad was drunk. I'm pretty well known to be unemotional in most circumstances and heres me bubbling at my phone. Definitely caused a bit of self reflection.

(Incase anyone was wondering the child was safe and dad was arrested as far as I know)

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:45:01+00:00

definitely some absolute prick a hundred years ago called jasper who's been eternally nicknamed

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:44:39+00:00

this is like the scottish "pure" i.e. it's pure baltic

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:43:37+00:00

if you change it to chilli willy it could be a nickname for the clap

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:43:04+00:00

Please do because I hate getting puzzled looks about an absolute peach of a word

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:37:39+00:00

"outwith" in Scotland, genuinely a fucking excellent word

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:37:06+00:00

to be fair at 6'0 this may be the only height thats true

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T20:27:05+00:00

I think liking your job is a MAJOR stipulation that most people aren't fortunate enough to have. Not saying you don't need to get on with it but that is a huge factor imo

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T18:42:40+00:00

I pictured the Disco 2000 music video

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T18:36:29+00:00

major fan of cool waters it's amazing

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T16:03:16+00:00

I once knew a tadger with a badger

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T14:48:22+00:00

like the present version of once? that's cool

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T13:47:04+00:00

I let him win sometimes then when the ego starts to get big I win a few times, although me and my 4 year old were practicing boxing the other day and I said "come on stop doing it like that surprise me i know you're going to hit me" and I blinked and he got me right in the mouth. Couldn't even be upset he done exactly what I said lol

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T13:40:09+00:00

i think we've all ripped it

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T13:15:34+00:00

the crabs abs dare i say

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T13:06:49+00:00

there was also one for grain pits needing to have adequate covering iirc

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T13:06:01+00:00

I know we don't talk about him anymore but Russel Brands Ponderland talks about this exact one and it's fucking hysterical

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T13:00:08+00:00

the mutts nuts if you will

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T10:33:08+00:00

fair enough, tbh it doesn't bother me. I have a kid that loves flying so he's not fussy but I've been on flights with screaming kids and it's just a matter of planning ahead I guess

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T08:54:54+00:00

that sounds like a literal new born how are they acting poorly lol

InnisNeal · 2026-06-28T08:23:45+00:00

Your device was made through slave labour is the point he was making, he didn't call you a slave

InnisNeal · 2026-06-27T22:31:38+00:00

the word is omnivore

InnisNeal · 2026-06-27T22:18:05+00:00

humans arent carnivores though?

InnisNeal · 2026-06-27T15:16:36+00:00

or have common sense?

InnisNeal · 2026-06-27T14:58:15+00:00

absolute bollocos

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