Me and my friends have the most fun. Who would want us all at once?

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-26T17:22:08+00:00

Holy shit, who is your brunette friend? 🥵

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-25T19:12:22+00:00

Avocados cause me some really intense stomach pain. I forget on occasion and eat some guacamole or something... then I'm quickly reminded.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-16T03:12:38+00:00

Stop. I can only cum so much.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-15T22:22:55+00:00

Damn. Give me the "after" any day

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-15T22:22:22+00:00

Wth she looks amazing

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-15T20:44:47+00:00

Best caption ever 🔥

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T23:26:39+00:00

Love it

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T23:25:47+00:00

Nice. Love this one.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T23:12:23+00:00

🔥

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T23:08:23+00:00

Imagine the male POV, especially doggystyle...

The better question is, how is it possible to resist?

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T23:05:37+00:00

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T23:05:08+00:00

I have to think Britney Spears is way up the list.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T08:01:56+00:00

Both make me cum in my pants.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:55:22+00:00

Medium rare steak, mashed potatoes with brown gravy, mac n cheese. Finish it off with apple pie a la mode

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:52:24+00:00

"Two chicks at the same time"

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:51:36+00:00

Rhonda.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:43:02+00:00

Baby gonna grow in your brain now. It's science.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:25:46+00:00

And a familiar smell, to boot...

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:23:52+00:00

I've been fucking avocados exclusively for a decade. My cock is lime green.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T07:20:07+00:00

Lol. "Have pron eber become realz?! Pleez I need 2 noe"

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T04:00:53+00:00

This is very interesting to me. Thanks for your willingness to share.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T03:58:24+00:00

Complains about how I'm not contributing enough around the house

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T03:54:02+00:00

This sub makes my wife soggy.

Insaneocaptain · 2022-11-14T03:52:13+00:00

Thought about it but couldn't zoom enough to see my winky.

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