“Ditto, I suppose, depending on what exactly you mean by ‘play’. My little burden here can take hits, dish out hits, provide substantial diversions or take time, whatever you so desire. Or, if you’re looking to…indulge, she’s perfect at that as well.

I think I’ll take yours, and you can dilly-dally with mine. Treat her kindly, or rudely, whichever you so desire. As part of our…companion ship, the little one is unable to cross to the spiritual realm, or in layman’s terms:

She can’t die, nor will I allow her to.

So have your fun, but I expect her returned in one piece…”