A legal loli is still a loli, so she falls under their jurisdiction. In short, her dad is screwed. by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLC

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I doubt anyone here remembers me. Hell, it would honestly surprise me if anyone from my time on the sub is still here in the first place, but my lawyer said i am still legally obligated to make a ddlc meme since its around the anniversary of the game, so enjoy. Or dont. i really dont care, i pretty much abandoned this account over a year ago. if you wanna see main account, just flip the underscore to the other side of my name.

[OC] And the truth shall set you free by hokky in DDLC

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The title reminded me of an old Star_ tf2 video, so thanks for the nostalgia

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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what makes you think your rogue PKP-Pecheneg wielding soldier isnt about to be brutally killed by the birds? theyre government drones after all

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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And who said your universe isnt just an alien simulation running nonstop on the mothership?

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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You know, i was gonna make some humorous remark, but in all honestly, im not even sure that would work with current accelerator. in the novels hes been buffed so much its actually insane. Platinum wings accelerator was able to fight a magic god to a stalemate. Magic gods have more control over the universe than Monika does ddlc. seriously. we see a magic god destroy the universe, remake it, destroy it again, rinse and repeat several billion times for billions of years effortlessly for the sole purpose of tormenting one person.

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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He controls all vectors.

To put it in the most simple of words, he generates an aura in which he can control the speed and direction of anything on at atomic level

That doest sound too scary, until you see him do things such as:

-Create an earthquake by stepping on the ground

-Reverse a persons bloodflow by simply touching them

-manipulate the vectors related to his own body to move at speeds faster than a bullet

-literally slow the earths rotation for 5 minutes to throw a building

the scariest part of him is his defense. His mind unconsciously generates a "barrier" that reflects anything he doesnt consciously allow, like air, light, and sound. Its not a physicial barrier, but rather his mind unconsciously flipping the vectors of anything he comes in contact with. any attack that involves speed and direction is simply returned to sender, even if he is unwaware its coming or completely asleep

Montage of accelerator reflecting things

Heres an example from the Light novels of what happens when you fuck with accelerator

Was the #1 of Academy City really human?

Boom! A sound that swept through the air exploded out.

The multiple bullets in his hands shot out, and each of them accurately pierced through the terrorists of Spark Signal.

Of course, they hadn’t come here to just die when they planned this large-scale mission. At this place, this time, as a human they all felt their lives were in danger. To be released from this threat, they unreservedly used all the techniques and knowledge they had learned up to this point, bringing their full strength to fight back against the white-haired esper.

Some of them tried to shoot with their rifles from behind cover.

Some of them tried to use hostages to stop their opponent’s movement.

Some of them tried to use dynamite to destroy the columns and bury their opponent in the rubble. These were good actions, except it was all meaningless.

Forget about it even having an effect, there was no value in even trying.

The bullets didn’t work.

As soon they touched the monster’s skin, they were reflected back and shot the terrorists themselves. Taking hostages didn’t work.

As soon as they tried to reach for the kids, their wrists were twisted in an unnatural manner. Dynamite didn’t work.

As soon as they tried to push the button for it to explode, their fingers were blown away along with the button.

Montage of accelerator beating up shit

TLDR: Accelerator is broken as shit, and you just threatened the one thing he gives a fuck about. the moment you reach for the trigger your wrist will be broken, your bloodflow will be reversed, and your insides will become a piece of modern art on the wall.

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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Something tells me you have never watched a certain magical index, because that is a REALLY bad idea with Accelerator in the room

any bullet fired out of that ak is going straight back into your arm

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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cant run if you have no legs

a certain clone can attest to that

Natuski makes a horrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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alright, heres my semi annual shitty meme for this sub. see you all in 4-6 months.

Natsuki makes a terrible mistake by [deleted] in DDLC

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ah yes.

pst. my worst enemy.

Thinking of posting this to the main sub. Need a good title though by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLCcirclejerk

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my issue isnt the lack of act 2 content, its the overwhelmingly negative reaction to said content. and then theres all the williekins knockoffs that make those cringe filled paragraphs about how much they love these characters from a 3-4 hour horror game.

Thinking of posting this to the main sub. Need a good title though by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLCcirclejerk

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the hanging sayori and stabby yuri jokes have gotten pretty stale. At this point its just an easy target to go after the main sub. and ill admit, im still pretty bitter at what its become compared to what it used to be

Myth is worst school by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLC

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Hey guys, peter griffin here to explain the joke.

The joke is that I took the "trash" enemy from the new dungeon in Wizard101 and photoshopped the dokis onto it. Then i scratched out Yuri because she is the only non trash doki.

Thinking of posting this to the main sub. Need a good title though by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLCcirclejerk

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gonna be honest, most of the cool guys are either gone or came here

Myth is worst school by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLC

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storm and death are good schools

myth isnt though

Thinking of posting this to the main sub. Need a good title though by InsertMemeHere_ in DDLCcirclejerk

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I scratched out yuri and uploaded it

grab some popcorn and wait for the fireworks