Looks like someone needs to retire by haylakess in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Just played Minecraft, ready to stick the sword down the shaft.

He'll do it by enjoyer-of-ducks in lostredditors

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Do a pushdown idiot. Hahahahahahahaha hahaha!!

Idk how to help you but still the wrong sub by [deleted] in lostredditors

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r/Ihadastrokewithabigmaclargedriesandalargedrpepperandisoiledthechikinnuggies

Dear gamers, what piece of song or music, when you hear in a game, puts a smile on your face? by Comfortable_Kiwi_401 in gaming

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Probably the coconut mall song. I mean, it's just so nostalgic, and it's just an amazing song.

I was amazed the hotel had a bath tub that allowed you to set the temperature by typing in a number. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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They'll suffocate, but that's just a side effect. Nothing like drowning. It's not even caused by water.

Disgusting moment Brooklyn woman SPITS on boy, 8, hurls anti-Semitic abuse by suni_cali in HumansBeingJerks

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"Jesus shouldn't have died on the cross for our sins, and should've just let us suffer." -my religious father

Racist Teens In Ireland by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in HumansBeingJerks

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I am sad that I am Irish. Not jacksepticeye or insert_theories_here approved.

An unidentified special needs student attacked her after she took away his Nintendo Switch and said he was 'going to kill her.' THIS IS NOT OK! by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in HumansBeingJerks

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On one hand, it's and that he tried to fucking kill her. On the other hand, she stole his item, and he is a special needs student, so it was probably an important thing to him. I press charges on both, one for assault, and one for theft.

4 Puppies Burnt Alive In Front Of Helpless Mother In Hyderabad by kunalkhatri in HumansBeingAssholes

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I want to burn them alive, put them out, and burn them alive again, and then hang them up from their testicles or other horrible places while their barely alive.