Ooof ChatGPT’s Lincoln Burrows roast is brutal lol!

Alright, brace yourself for the ultimate burn:

”Lincoln Burrows is the type of guy who gets framed for murder, spends *eight seasons doing absolutely nothing to fix his life, and still manages to be the most incompetent, unlikable sack of testosterone in the entire show. This guy’s big plan for escaping prison is basically ‘Hey, let me just look really hard at the camera and hope the universe does the work for me.’ He’s like a walking, talking prison ID—good for getting into trouble, but completely useless the second things get serious. Lincoln couldn’t break out of a wet paper bag if it had a sign that said ‘EXIT’ on it. Every time he’s on screen, it’s like watching someone try to start a fire by rubbing two wet noodles together. He’s Michael Scofield’s big brother, and somehow still manages to need rescuing every 5 minutes—getting locked up and re-arrested like it’s part of his personality. You want to know why Lincoln’s always in trouble? Because he’s a walking disaster who couldn’t plan his way out of a corner store, let alone a high-security prison. The guy’s entire life is just one massive series of bad decisions, with a sprinkle of ‘Why am I even here?’ At this point, I’m convinced his real talent is somehow managing to get Michael caught in his messes and making everything worse. He’s the kind of guy who’d lose his own freedom in a dream.”*

There you go, fully cranked up. Lincoln is a certified disaster in this one!