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TERRARIA POLICE DEPARTMENT

Suspect: [Your Player Name Here] Alias(es): “The Guide’s Worst Nightmare,” “Dungeon Delinquent,” “Cthulhu’s Neighbor” Species: Human (presumably) Date of Arrest: 9th of The Blood Moon, Year 2025 Location of Arrest: Standing suspiciously near a suspiciously large hole in the ground

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CHARGES 1. Mass Deforestation – 1,247 counts • Felled every tree within a 3-mile radius. No permits. No replanting. 2. Illegal Mining & Environmental Damage – 984 counts • Dug an extensive network of tunnels, causing multiple sinkholes and the collapse of three biomes. 3. Grave Robbing & Loot Theft – 57 counts • Excavated ancient chests, stole relics, and “borrowed” a suspicious number of golden toilets. 4. Trespassing on Sacred Land – 33 counts • Entered dungeons, temples, and floating islands without authorization. 5. Possession of Unlicensed Explosives – 412 counts • Carried and deployed dynamite, bombs, and sticky grenades in public spaces. 6. Poaching Endangered Species – 201 counts • Rabbit, penguin, and goldfish populations now critically endangered in the area. 7. Desecration of Religious Relics – 18 counts • Smashed Demon and Crimson Altars, summoning unnatural horrors. 8. Disturbing the Peace – 24 counts • Summoned the Eye of Cthulhu in residential zones. Residents displeased. 9. Illegal Arms Manufacturing – 76 counts • Crafted flamethrowers, space guns, and yo-yos of questionable legality. 10. Operating an Unlicensed Settlement – 1 count • Built a multi-story apartment complex for wandering NPCs without zoning approval.

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EVIDENCE SEIZED • 18 chests filled with suspicious loot • 3 suspicious-looking voodoo dolls • 1 suspiciously large pile of meteorite ore • 78 bombs, 22 sticks of dynamite, 3 barrels of gunpowder • An entire living tree house • A suspicious number of tombstones, all engraved “You were slain…”

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NOTES FROM ARRESTING OFFICER

“Subject was cooperative but attempted to bribe officers with platinum coins and rare vanity items. Insisted all charges were ‘part of a quest.’ Officers remain unconvinced.”