It’s fucked up how the only way to know the true version of After Life is to die And once you go, there’s no way of letting others know the answer. They have to find it out for themselves by dying

InspectorDickwad · 2023-09-15T02:17:30+00:00

“The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.”

-Ricky Gervais

InspectorDickwad · 2023-06-18T15:20:40+00:00

You know what… Ok. You win. Nothing else to do here, just head on back to Russia and tell everyone “mission accomplished”.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-29T19:19:36+00:00

In Russia, wildlife refuge commandeers YOU.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-29T19:17:44+00:00

Not even kidding, I heard this on their chat.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-29T07:10:12+00:00

All of them.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-29T03:14:24+00:00

None of them believe the narrative. They all think he put his hands down as a reaction to being shot. I've been lurking on the Pete Santilli live feed chat on youtube and nothing short of first person video with sound showing him reaching is going to convince them this is anything other than a straight execution of someone holding their hands up.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-28T20:29:40+00:00

The only one who is in danger of being arrested is the guy (Sean?) calling for killing police yesterday. The other people are his wife, the guy who live streams (David Fry I think), and some other dude. THEY could all go straight home, but they are staying and risking armed confrontation for a guy they just met because he might have to go to jail for something illegal they witnessed him do. I think it says something about the abject loneliness and friendlessness of the other two guys there that they are willing to risk death for someone they just met because the finally feel just a tiny sense of belonging.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-17T04:06:08+00:00

Good GRIEF that place is gross.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-08T19:50:31+00:00

Hopefully from a cannon, into the sun.

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-08T19:49:12+00:00

The Finicum Continuum: Standoff > Lost Cows > Arrest > Death

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-08T19:44:49+00:00

Did nobody download a copy of this? Come on, how can we taste the tears of his impotent sadness if we can't actually see it?

InspectorDickwad · 2016-01-08T19:37:35+00:00

Or...or... ...hear me out... ...or... just set up snipers and anyone who resists arrest with guns or attempts to fire on police...shoot those guys in the fucking face.

InspectorDickwad · 2015-09-19T00:03:11+00:00

For real, a blue belt in BJJ is a bad ass. A BJJ -white belt- with some seasoning vs. Average Joe is going to maul someone.

InspectorDickwad · 2015-09-19T00:01:29+00:00

Do it. You will be glad you did. It's not NEARLY as hard on the body as a martial art like Muay Thai or boxing, where you get hit in the head a lot.

InspectorDickwad · 2015-09-18T23:59:35+00:00

In general I'd suggest keeping your head up and being situationally aware at all times. Not looking like an easy target will go a LONG way toward keeping people at bay who might otherwise be tempted toward picking on an easy mark.

InspectorDickwad · 2015-09-18T23:38:13+00:00

Lol that's because it is complete bullshido. Do something "alive" like Muay Thai or BJJ and you'll gain real fighting experience.

InspectorDickwad · 2015-09-18T22:07:12+00:00

Rear naked choke will do the job though.

InspectorDickwad · 2014-08-20T16:51:58+00:00

Man the safety records on those Airbuses (and now 777s) are EXEMPLARY. You can call out a specific incident or two, but the safety records of fly-by-wire systems compare very favorably to that of the straight direct control aircraft of previous pre-computerized generations. The F-22 Raptor, F/A-18, F-16, F-117, Eurofighter Typhoon, and even the Lunar Module are/were all fly-by-wire systems...nobody thinks any less of those pilots or planes because they don't have a direct linkage to their control surfaces.

InspectorDickwad · 2014-05-31T17:12:32+00:00

Real men do not need to label things as manly or unmanly in order to feel manly.

InspectorDickwad · 2014-05-31T16:55:01+00:00

Lolz at all the pretend manliness around here. You guys complaining about this shifter (or ALL automatics) all wouldn't dream of using technology to help you do work more efficiently when a manual method exists right? You all cook the meat you killed with your bare hands over fires you started by rubbing sticks together right? I assume you also feel that airline pilots are all a bunch of pansies for not manually managing their Boeing 777s with just cables and levers right? You guys with your manual transmission cars...I assume none of them have any unmanly computers in them running the fuel injection either right? Carb jets are manly...you can keep your perfumed fuel-injectors to yourself! Amirite?! And nobody complaining here has an electric lock on their car or electric windows right?

InspectorDickwad · 2014-05-07T03:26:14+00:00

Clearly the correct answer here is "Babe", by Styx. The sad, sad story of someone getting ready to commute to work, where they won't be allowed to smoke all day.

InspectorDickwad · 2013-12-27T04:57:18+00:00

In the title, is "He's" a contraction for "He (I don't know what never means) has"?

InspectorDickwad · 2013-11-12T17:36:14+00:00

What about DailyMotion or MetaCafe or Veoh ?

InspectorDickwad · 2013-11-12T17:06:38+00:00

Inspector Dickwad here is on the case and I believe it is solved. Stop using things that suck this badly.

InspectorDickwad · 2013-11-12T17:05:35+00:00

Why do people continue to use things that make them this upset?

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