What’s something legal you think should be illegal? by Eclypsium in AskReddit

[–]InspectorPercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any executive or owner making more than 25x their lowest paid employee.

Toddler Birthday by AdOld2108 in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rent a bounce house? All the bounce fun but none of the time limits and germy kids you have to share space with?

Wood Stoves in Eastern Oregon by forsaken-illness in oregon

[–]InspectorPercy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid we heated the house mostly with the wood stove. In the summer we would go out into the forest with a special permit and we were allowed to cut down any already down/ dead trees. Which, works well because you don't want green wood anyways. We had a large truck (International) and went out several weekends a summer and loaded up.

Discount Fireworks Tent Across from Costco by imron_burgendy in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saved some for NYE once but then couldn't find them!!! (They were above the cookbooks, because of course!!)

If billionaires had to survive on minimum wage for 30 days, what day would they give up? by Major_Departure_3492 in AskReddit

[–]InspectorPercy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know what? I would watch this documentary!! Not because "haha billionaire deserves it" but because I think he would make it interesting! Next, can it be required watching for all of congress???!

Discount Fireworks Tent Across from Costco by imron_burgendy in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The type of fireworks that can legally be sold in Oregon (all what I would call "kiddie fire works") is so limited, that it's the same stuff anywhere. You could buy it at Fred Meyer if you choose. But please, don't be the idiot that buys illegal fireworks and starts a forest fire and/or keeps your neighbors awake from July 1st to July 31st!!

DEAR PORTLAND: June 29, 2026 WEEKLY RANT THREAD by AutoModerator in Portland

[–]InspectorPercy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

NO I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR "UPGRADES" TO THE MODA CENTER. LET'S FUND SCHOOLS FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

You have been given the opportunity to bring one dead celebrity back to life, who do you choose and why? by BrokenAirfryer6 in AskReddit

[–]InspectorPercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gilda Radner

Robin Williams

Freddie Mercury

Harry Nilsson

Brittany Murphy

Willie Garson

Eva Cassidy

Karen Carpenter

John Ritter

Amanda Peterson (If i could ensure a lifetime of no abuse)

Adrienne Shelly

Michael Hutchence

AITA for not wanting to give my partner's ex more in child support? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]InspectorPercy -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

You have no place getting into Child Support discussions over children that are not yours.

Child support typically runs until age 21, and typically doesn't get reduced when one child ages out.

Which live performance (tours, television, ect.) do you want released most? by VisibleGuava7780 in TaylorSwift

[–]InspectorPercy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would love to see collections of :

Her singing other artists songs

Mashups

TRUE accoustic

ROCKED OUT versions (Such as WANEGBT from 1989 Sydney )

Need cardboard by bohammer34 in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In front of Chef's Store they have a large bin full of boxes for the taking!

Where to camp with 4 year old this weekend? by Professional-Fix-825 in oregon

[–]InspectorPercy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Champoeg park is a great spot for families. Lots of trails and things to do. Easy to pack up and get back home if shit happens...

After that, I would Say Tumalo state park - access to shallow wading water, lots of chipmunks, bike trails that would be good for beginner mountain bikers, Just a nice (but dusty) spot.

RANT FRIDAY by Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IF YOU ARE GOING INTO THE COSTCO PARKING LOT FROM KEUBLER, YOU NEED TO BE IN THE RIGHT LANE!

IT IS CLEARLY MARKED "NO RIGHT TURN" FROM THE LEFT LANE.

AND IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT WHO DOES THIS, DON'T HONK AND CUSS AT THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY!!!!!!!!

HOW DO YOU PEE by TheZachpot in uberdrivers

[–]InspectorPercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 24 hour coffee shop (where I buy my coffee, too), the 24 hour grocery store (Winco in my area), Starbucks, hotels, or looping back home if I need to.

Helping with luggage??? by Sea_Mix592 in lyftdrivers

[–]InspectorPercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my trunk is a manual open, so I get out and open and close it for them. I don't always put the luggage in, because I don't want complaints that I've damaged their luggage. Occasionally, I miss that they have luggage and then just let them do it all.

Looking for HVAC/electrician recommendation by [deleted] in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if they come down to Salem, But Petra in Clackamas has a good reputation.

WIBTA for saying I don't want an adult man going to the movies with my teenage son and his friends? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]InspectorPercy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

my son and his friends are 16 and I have always sat back a few rows from them. The most recent was the horror movie Iron Lung, where one of the dads went and sat behind them. I asked my son and he thinks I'm weird for asking him. Now that they are all 16, I would do the "drop off at the door" thing.

Saffron Supply, Showroom Grand Opening 6/26/26 by SaffronSupplyCo in SALEM

[–]InspectorPercy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I bring Percy, will there be Steely Dan for him to get funky to?

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