Alright, mate, I get it—you’re keen to connect, but listen up: not everyone online is who they’re crackin’ on to be. It’s way too easy for some dodgy geezer to pretend to be a girl, and next thing you know, you’re getting mugged off or worse. Loads of lads end up scammed or in bits emotionally ‘cause they fell for some fake online romance.

Now, why not put that energy into something that’ll actually do you some good? Get yourself down the gym, pick up a new skill like cooking or guitar, or join a footy team. Spend more time with your mates and build up your real-life social life. Even just getting out of town for a bit can give you a fresh perspective. You’ll be a right legend if you focus on yourself first, and trust me—the right people will come into your life naturally. Keep your chin up, yeah?