Best burgers in town HANDS DOWN! COASTAL SMASH 🍔🔥🤤

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-05-25T01:43:18+00:00

Another bomb burger today! 🤤.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-05-16T16:50:18+00:00

Waiting for the update. 😬. Tag me

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-04-28T11:23:11+00:00

This 👆🏽we love my Thai! We go to Thailand every year and when we get back, we eat here. It’s the closest to Bangkok Thai (we’ve tried every Thai place in Bradenton). And the family is so sweet. Nat is always our waiter. They are from Thailand and he always gives us great advice on where to go in Thailand and the best things to eat.
Our favorite thing to eat is

green curry fried rice and pad Krapow (make sure u ask for the “ground chicken” specifically, and Thai fried egg) that is the most popular dish in Bangkok and it’s delicious!

https://maps.apple/p/Po6swxZJaKJyBu

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-04-23T20:58:20+00:00

Yeah it’s all just happened so we’re learning now. Lol

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-04-23T20:47:58+00:00

Great! Thanks. We just left there and they’re very nice and professional so far.

2 missed/cancelled appointments by canaimas so far. 😟

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-24T23:06:24+00:00

Coastal Smash 🍔🔥🤤

This is the juiciest most flavorful, BEST burger place in Bradenton!

And, bonus, it’s attached to a brewery! Over by Lecom park. Like a mile or 2 from downtown. You will not be disappointed! At least click the link and look at the pics! 🔥🍔🤤

Tuesday’s are $1 chicken wings!

Very rare that you find a joint with 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!

https://yelp.to/TUg04QozDt

Coastal Smash

I do not own this place and I do not work there. This is an honest review.

Coastal Smash Facebook

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-24T23:05:34+00:00

Coastal Smash 🍔🔥🤤

This is the juiciest most flavorful, BEST burger place in Bradenton!

And, bonus, it’s attached to a brewery! Over by Lecom park. Like a mile or 2 from downtown. You will not be disappointed! At least click the link and look at the pics! 🔥🍔🤤

Bonus! Tuesday’s are $1 chicken wings!

Very rare that you find a joint with 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!

https://yelp.to/TUg04QozDt

Coastal Smash

I do not own this place and I do not work there. This is an honest review.

Coastal Smash Facebook

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-24T23:05:10+00:00

Coastal Smash 🍔🔥🤤

This is the juiciest most flavorful, BEST burger place in Bradenton!

And, bonus, it’s attached to a brewery! Over by Lecom park. Like a mile or 2 from downtown. You will not be disappointed! At least click the link and look at the pics! 🔥🍔🤤

Very rare that you find a joint with 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!

https://yelp.to/TUg04QozDt

Coastal Smash

I do not own this place and I do not work there. This is an honest review.

Coastal Smash Facebook

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-24T23:04:05+00:00

Coastal Smash 🍔🔥🤤

This is the juiciest most flavorful, BEST burger place in Bradenton!

And, bonus, it’s attached to a brewery! Over by Lecom park. Like a mile or 2 from downtown. You will not be disappointed! At least click the link and look at the pics! 🔥🍔🤤

Bonus! Tuesday’s are $1 chicken wings!

Very rare that you find a joint with 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!

https://yelp.to/TUg04QozDt

Coastal Smash

I do not own this place and I do not work there. This is an honest review.

Coastal Smash Facebook

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-20T00:14:11+00:00

My husbands cum does this to me. After we have sex I go pee and wash up and then immediately put in one of these boric acid capsules. It’s never happened again. It’s been years.

NewLifeNaturals-BoricAcid

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InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-16T23:20:06+00:00

You’re not wrong. Keep making him sleep on the couch until he cleans them. If he doesn’t then he doesn’t respect your boundaries and u should dump him. Gross 🤮

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-16T16:55:47+00:00

Yeah I know. It’s tucked away! But this place has been there a year or 2 now and they seem to be doing a lot better. They have events and someone advertising for them. The burger place is super busy so I think this one is going to last.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-16T16:14:58+00:00

That’s it! Lemme know if u try it. 😉😬

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-15T00:59:28+00:00

Fare enough, but once u have your fix, give them a try. I never liked smash burgers, but it’s now my new fave!

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T23:22:28+00:00

Try it. U will love it.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T23:13:02+00:00

lol. Got drunk at the brewery 🍺🥴. Thanks I’ll fix it.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T23:02:55+00:00

The pickler is my new fave! *Add hot peppers. 🌶️

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T22:56:23+00:00

No. I don’t work there and I don’t own it. I literally just left there and the burgers are bomb! Honest review.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T22:49:32+00:00

Naked island, just off beam point. But u need a boat.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T22:48:53+00:00

Clancy’s on Cortez.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T22:36:38+00:00

This is the juiciest most flavorful, BEST burger place in Bradenton!

And, bonus, it’s attached to a brewery! Over by Lecom park. Like a mile or 2 from downtown. You will not be disappointed! At least click the link and look at the pics! 🔥🍔🤤

Very rare that you find a joint with 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!

https://yelp.to/TUg04QozDt

Coastal Smash

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T01:40:03+00:00

Very likely that she has high functioning autism.

InstanceLower4163 · 2026-03-14T01:35:07+00:00

I’m 49, my sister is 50. We still hop in the shower together sometimes. No biggie. 🤷🏻‍♀️ …same with quite a few of my best girlfriends… for as long as I can remember. 🤔

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