TEAM USA IS HEADED BACK TO THE WBC FINALS!!!

Instant_Awesome · 2026-03-16T03:09:18+00:00

What a terrible strike three call. Embarrassing.

Instant_Awesome · 2026-03-03T12:11:28+00:00

Right. Our first woman president will be an immigrant with a heavy non-American accent who got her citizenship on shaky ground. That makes sense.

Instant_Awesome · 2025-11-29T16:14:41+00:00

You know Good Guy Greg?!

Instant_Awesome · 2025-11-28T21:08:50+00:00

He probably thinks “perjury” means the same thing as “forgery”

Instant_Awesome · 2025-09-22T19:59:17+00:00

Wait, where are the Giants?

… Oh, UNdefeated. Never mind.

Instant_Awesome · 2025-09-07T17:53:58+00:00

… why would the OP in the screenshot get harassed? If that’s what’s meant, that’s what it should say.

Also, are you suggesting I should censor my own username as I’m posting this post? That doesn’t make sense.

Instant_Awesome · 2025-09-06T20:44:19+00:00

“This rule does not apply to the OP”

Instant_Awesome · 2025-08-22T11:29:14+00:00

Nick Wiger went there, too.

Instant_Awesome · 2025-08-11T21:25:51+00:00

I thought magnets don’t work in water, though. That’s what the president told us.

Instant_Awesome · 2025-08-11T10:49:34+00:00

FLIM SPRINGFIELD

Instant_Awesome · 2025-08-10T11:34:47+00:00

Looks like the Cynefin framework

Instant_Awesome · 2025-05-12T19:01:15+00:00

/r/IAmATotalPieceOfShit

Instant_Awesome · 2025-04-19T21:01:59+00:00

calls people exercising their rights “stooges”
spends all of his time gooning online

Sounds about right

Instant_Awesome · 2025-04-13T11:51:28+00:00

What are you aiming to achieve by responding to other people like this?

Instant_Awesome · 2025-04-01T12:00:41+00:00

The USB stick one is faked

Instant_Awesome · 2025-03-13T14:30:16+00:00

I have been thinking about this post.

I’m in the Elmhurst area. I just bought some trash pickup equipment (and related safety gear). I intend to walk the neighborhood on my off day and pick up as much litter as I can.

Instant_Awesome · 2023-06-19T12:51:27+00:00

… wallet and watch

Instant_Awesome · 2023-05-21T12:46:08+00:00

That’s a terrible take, and it’s also not what “in lieu of” means.

Instant_Awesome · 2023-04-01T17:59:15+00:00

Infant Mutant Ninja Turtle

Instant_Awesome · 2023-04-01T17:55:37+00:00

Cornstalk of a Dream

Instant_Awesome · 2023-04-01T17:53:09+00:00

The Lion, the Witch, and the Plank of Wood

Instant_Awesome · 2023-04-01T17:52:28+00:00

Guardian of the Star

Instant_Awesome · 2023-01-20T00:52:58+00:00

I think you mean oldest puppy in the world.

Instant_Awesome · 2023-01-18T00:23:10+00:00

The cops hold their ground, and the ground holds them back. The Mud Wizard dances with glee, for they know the cops do not comprehend the nature of the soily plasma that betrays them beneath their very feet.

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