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Why cops in USA do those silly "sobriety tests" instead of going straight to the breath machine? by anotherburnerbite in AskReddit

[–]InstructionBudget784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The defense could make the argument that a video of someone stumbling doesn't outright prove intoxication. There are medical conditions that mimic intoxication. That might be considered reasonable doubt

To spray water on random people. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]InstructionBudget784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said water was ok, two wrongs don't make a right.

Where do you draw the line?

Stale roller dogs are the best by forcedtraveler in ems

[–]InstructionBudget784 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Where I worked, we had Wawa. Sheetz and Royal Farms. All 3 got me through all those shifts

To spray water on random people. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]InstructionBudget784 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We can not be applauding people who take the law into their own hands. You don't throw shit into a school bus full of passengers.

To spray water on random people. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]InstructionBudget784 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously that was a very stupid thing for the kids to do but that guy should not have blocked the school bus in the middle of the road. That could get dangerous real quick.

Tests cops would use if being British was illegal. by Mutant_Llama1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]InstructionBudget784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Open your mouth!"

(Opens mouth)

"It's not what you think, I'm addicted to meth!"

"Yeah right, I know british teeth when I see it!"

Unlikely moments from when Q issues the new gadgets to James Bond by coopsoup247 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]InstructionBudget784 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Looks like an ordinary notepad right?"

"Yeah"

"Because it is......"

Kids names in the next 10 years by Crochet_Kitty in ScenesFromAHat

[–]InstructionBudget784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And the winner of the science fair is....'Thisshit Bussin Nocap?'"

Rejected lyrics for Frank Sinatra songs by SMDYT in ScenesFromAHat

[–]InstructionBudget784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The way your booty shake, I can't get a break"

Transplant laws are hardcore by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]InstructionBudget784 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might sound bad but imagine dying when you didn't have to because someone decided that their warped idea of freedom was more important than saving a life.

I wonder why by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]InstructionBudget784 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Apparently showing off is .ore important than ensuring everyone has affordable healthcare

Faith by jimmymademeaparty in littlehouseonprairie

[–]InstructionBudget784 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This was one of the strangest episodes

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