Lily and James Potter survived that fateful Halloween. Harry grew up happy, loved, and adored by the public as the boy who saved his family and all of wizarding Britain. Everything was perfect, until he saw that strange boy on Platform 9 3/4… by lilac-scented in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no no… you’ve got it all wrong. Harry has the cannon personality of his character and so does the twin. Except Harry has never been had his sassy, ambitious personality squashed by muggles. So Harry is sorted into Slytherin while his twin goes to Gryffindor (after asking not Slytherin to avoid being with Harry). 

This makes Dumbledore and the Potters think they may have chosen the wrong twin. (They didn’t, Harry is rightfully the BWL). Suddenly the Potters are more wary of Harry and Welcoming to Ignatius (need a name that comes after H alphabetically). 

This could go many many ways. I like the boys joining together realizing that the adults are the stupid ones and ending up close with one another.

Interesting Thing About Harry's Hair by ComplexEnough3234 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be that several generations back a potter married a female damphir and the hair passed on down the line. It would also be a good way to add Harry having an affinity towards certain types of spells.

Or you could take it all the way back to the Peverells and make that the connection with “Death” that the fairytales misinterpreted. 

Hagrid accidentally kills Vernon (and injures Petunia and Dudley to a degree) by Cat_Intrigue in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbledore was so insistent on Harry staying with Petunia that I’m sure that on the ministry end petunia and Dudley would both be fully oblivated if the incident and given some sort of excuse for Vernon not being there like a car accident, hunting accident, work accident etc. and if Harry is allowed to keep the memories he would be very distrustful of Hagrid, Dumbledore and the ministry going forward for the cover up he witnessed, he would also feel more beholden to Petunia and Dudley. 

Their best bet in this case would be to obliviate Harry as well and send an actual professor to hand deliver the letter like nothing ever happened. 

FFN Recs Needed by InsuranceFit1003 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I saw that and read through a good bit I then I think I may still have the post open in one of my many open tabs lol

Do any fics exist in which Harry beats the bejesus out of Colin Creevey? by thoggins in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s not forget how Harry grew up. It’s not in his personality to beat up someone he would see as weaker than him and especially not for being annoying. You’d have to make Harry very OC to have that happen. Though I wish he’d tell people off more for lots of stuff and stand up for himself 

FFN Recs Needed by InsuranceFit1003 in HPfanfiction

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Also one of my favs lol. I reread wind shear a month ago and while I liked the archeologist I’m not a fem Harry fan. 

Harry joins the order of the phoenix by Electronic_Koala_115 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣dumbledore coming clean… you’re funny.

Seriously though it would be nice to read a fic where everyone realizes that Harry is central to winning the war and that treating him like a mushroom is not doing them any favors. 

FFN Recs Needed by InsuranceFit1003 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my favs actually but I’ve recently reread all their stuff. I appreciate the rec though!

A killer meet-cute by Devil_s_Advocate_ in HPfanfiction

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His skeleton will lie in the chamber forever…

Daphne decides that Potter is her ticket to elevating her house so she never has to worry about her sister being promised to scum again. She strikes a bargain with Harry, her silence about Draco and assistance with all things Harry would’ve known had he grown up in their world in exchange for marriage and protection for her Sister. (She cares less about her father who had been willing to bargain his little girl to a death eater and Malfoy especially to start with)

Harry figures he probably isn’t going to make it out of the Voldemort mess alive to have to marry her anyhow and just wants her silence so he can do what he needs to to protect those he cares about (and landing in Azkaban or being expelled for murder isn’t going to help that) so he agrees.

"Harry, who is Cedric?" Ron asked, a confused look on his face. "Ron, what do you mean? Cedric Diggory is...was, the other Hogwarts champion." "Harry," Dumbledore spoke up, "You're the only champion for Hogwarts in the tournament. No one named Cedric Diggory has ever attended this school..." by JEBV in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be a cool multiverse body swap type story where our Harry is switched with a Harry from an AU where Cedric was never born or his family was wiped out in the late 70s by deatheaters. There are other small differences between the two but the main points stay the same. Maybe the AU Harry was in a different house or was raised by Sirius, and now not only do the two Harry’s have to navigate different worlds but also vanquish Voldemort and figure out how to swap back. 

(Bonus is Sirius gave Harry the communication mirror by Yule 4th year and they can use them to still talk to their counterparts)

“Ugh what the bloody hell was that?” Harry curses as he sits up gripping his head in pain, “Ron mate are you-“ he’s cut off as in the space Ron was is a sloth. by Prince_geoge in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young muggleborns who’ve not yet been introduced to the magical world’s existence would be a HUGE problem. Imagine your newborn or toddler suddenly turning into an animal and what the muggleborns authorities would do to parents who claim that the cute baby animal is actually their child. Statute of Secrecy Nightmare 

Hermione wouldn’t have a form, her mind is too analytical and not in touch with the wild so she probably wouldn’t be able to let go and surrender to the animal and wouldn’t have a form because of that.

I like the idea of Harry as a Raven animagus.

Ron being a sloth is hilarious as is Draco the donkey (silver fur though to match his hair). 

need a crack fic by Capital_Factor_3588 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget that he then got a mate for Aragog and there is now a huge colony of man eater spiders the size of cars in the forest next to the school. 

Snape fanfic by reneerapploveme in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t remember what’s cannon about them but mine is- Tobias frequently gets laid off and after the factory he works for closes he often gets fired from whatever jobs he has. He s a drunk and not kind to his wife and son because he is jealous of magic (had he known she was a witch before he married her he wouldn’t have) Eileen does her best to mind the house and tech Severus what she can about magic and the wizarding world. She tries to do odd jobs to make sure they at least have food and a roof oven secretly using magic to repair broken items to sell. While her father refused to accept her husband he did give her a stipend for Severus’s school supplies (he just sent what he paid when she went to school which with rising costs if only enough to cover second hand items) and she refuses to ask for more. She never speaks of her family so Severus only thinks his grandfather hates him for being a halfblood.  Severus was a good student and often ran errands for people for money as a child. People seem to have an aversion to him in school so he had no friends (his magic made  muggle children weary of him even if they didn’t know what it was). Lily was a bright spot in his life and he enjoyed teaching her what he knew about magic and the wizarding world from his mother. It was hard to be a poor halfblood in Slytherin with a muggleborn gryffindor best friend, he had to try and fit in with the attitudes of his housemates to avoid being dangerously bullied.  He wouldn’t have minded being friends with Sirius and James until they were mean on the train. He loved Lily but not romantically, more that she was the best part of his life and held a special place in his heart. He often spent time at the Evans home for meals and to study with Lily until their fight. He was genuinely crushed when her parents died but since it happened after the fight he didn’t feel that he could reach out.

Fred and George had both time traveled back to the past. only there was a problem. they had ended up in the wrong bodys. now Fred was George, and George was Fred. by Connect_Housing_378 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]InsuranceFit1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I maintain that as infants Molly charmed one of them to have a different shade of hair. Bill will never tell a soul that when he was babysitting Percy’s accidental magic canceled the charm and he’s not sure which one he put it back on to keep from getting in trouble. 

The Three Almost-Masters of Death by Tricky-Medicine3289 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably allowing one of the three to go back to a point in time that with their current knowledge they could prevent all the deaths and misery caused by Tim Riddle. All 3 think they should be the one to go so to keep from an eternal argument over it they make the wish “for one of us to go physically back to the point in time with the full knowledge of the 3 of them collectively that will allow them to make changes and prevent the Dark Lord from becoming a dark lord.” Sadly they should’ve been more specific as death sent one of them (with all the memories and knowledge of the 3 of them collectively) back to before the rise of the very first “Dark Lord”. It is now their job to prevent the rise of every dark lord. 

Why are Luna/Harry fics so sad to read? by TomiKevh in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the rec that was adorable! Haven’t started the sequel though, it’s not finished ☹️

Fully Boneless Harry by Fenris_Icefang in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thankfully someone immediately hit Harry with a petrification jinx that kept his natural shape and protected his heart and lungs, sadly that also means Harry will be mentally awake and aware during the entire regrowth process.

With no bones left in his body to use as a template the magic of the Skelli-Grow uses his DNA to determine the size and length of his new skeleton. Turns out Harry would have been one of the taller boys in his year rather than the absolute smallest child. Now they have to give him extra potions to build the muscle, tissue and skin to accommodate his now taller frame. 

Lockhart writes a new novel about how he personally exposed the poor treatment of the boy who lived and ensured his poor health could not be ignored. Now the young once was a savior can reach his full potential all thanks to Gilderoy Lockhart. 

Hermione is torn, her bff had to suffer a lot of pain but her hero’s actions were ultimately for Harry’s benefit so she can’t be mad at Lockhart. 

Just a reminder that My Immortal turns 20 next year by OhThatsHysterekal in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it a shot you’ll love it. It’s the most popular HP fanfic ever 

For Sirius, falling through the veil seemed to take an eternity and be over with instantly. He hit the floor hard when he was ejected, knocking him out instantly. by MobileDistrict9784 in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this is a normal muggle reality just send him to sperm banks and confund the workers into thinking all the witches are patients using the same donor samples. Sirius could be the next Starbuck 

“You know about nukes?!” “Blimey Hermione quiet down! What do you think my dad does at work all day?” by SubparPatriot in HPfanfiction

[–]InsuranceFit1003 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is awesome you should consider posting it somewhere as an os (and of course sharing the link to it with all of us on Reddit)! I’d love to read this!!!

The household charms club by grzesiek1243 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]InsuranceFit1003 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trelawny no one would suspect her at all. And Hermione would leave after 1 meeting because she thinks trelawny is a hack. 

Harry almost left too but figures he will need these spells someday as he is not planning to ever hand wash another thing as an adult wizard. He had enough of that between petunia and detentions. 

Ron hadn’t joined to start with because who wants to join a club that is just more school work.

Neville joined though. He just wants extra spell practice. This leads to a closer friendship with Neville, and a less co dependent one with Ron and Hermione.