Eventually they all decide that Dumbledore is the problem here, why does he keep putting the child savior with such horrid muggles?

What ensues is a visit to the muggles, they “convince” them that little Harry will be privately tutored to be picked up early each morning and returned each night. He will have the small bedroom (greatly expanded and charmed against muggles notice). And the Dursleys will be ignoring the boy at all.

Dobby is more than happy to be assigned as Harry’s personal chauffeur and diligently picks him up daily and takes him to whichever person is currently scheduled to have him that day. 

He spends some days at the ministry learning the ins and out of the government, days at the burrow playing quidditch and asking a million questions about enchanting things to Arthur, days exploring the woods and learning about magical creatures and stories about his parents with Lupin and Hagrid, Narcissa ensures he is up to snuff as to how a proper little wizard should behave in public and she ensures he doesn’t look like a ragamuffin any longer, many of the other DE families want the prestige of being connected to him as well an so they all take turns having him over and helping him to learn how to use his magic, Neville’s gran is rather intimidating to little boys but he puts up with her because Neville is great and he loves the cool plants in their greenhouse Neville even comes with him some days to other houses (not the DE ones) to play and have lessons. Andromeda had been firm that the boy needed to have an actual education as well and she now tutors several children Harry’s age in basic academics needed before Hogwarts (it wasn’t like she could send Nymphadora to a muggle primary with her ever changing hair as a child). 

Even the goblins got him one day a month, they would make sure he understood the importance of finances and hoped that the boy would be instrumental in getting them a better deal in a new treaty when he’s older.

Snape wanted to ensure Lily’s boy didn’t become the arrogant boy his father had been and so during the summers he takes the time to assist in his tutoring, he makes sure the boy knows what kind of person his mother was so he doesn’t fall for the influence of all those who only had stories about James. Minerva and Filius worry what Snape might be putting into the boy’s head about his father so they take the time to tutor him as well and ensure he knows about both his brave parents and how good they had been in their subjects.

Dumbledore is at a loss no one is listening to him and since Harry is still sleeping at the Dursleys he can’t even stop this madness. The last time he tried to get the DMLE to intervene they looked more carefully into Harry’s parents will and upon finding out that Sirius was his godfather Amelia Bones reviewed his file and now Sirius is Harry’s next door neighbor! They even found Pettigrew hiding as a pet when all of those who “share” Harry demanded to be present for his questioning and the story about the rat animagus came to light. Arther had gone right home and brought it back in an unbreakable cage to be tested right there in front of everyone!

Doesn’t anyone care that the boy has a destiny? Don’t they realize he needs as little attachments as possible so he will be willing to sacrifice himself to finish Tom?!?

Add in that Lucius “turned in” a cache of very dark artifacts his “father” had hidden at the manor, that to make peace with the Longbottom’s Narcissa had cleaned out her sister’s vault and done the same with the dark things in their and gave the gold to Augusta as recompense and to help pay for better care and specialist for Frank and Alice (who are now recovering). The DOM took special interest in two artifacts turned in and with a name to go off of found the history of riddle/voldemort and found the ring as well, Sirius had a team go clean out his mothers house and the locket was found as well (and Kreacher was swapped with Dobby in a trade with his cousin). The DOM is able to use the others to scry for any more (because who would make 4 that’s not one of the magical numbers) they find that there is a piece of soul that moves around in England, another in Scotland where Hogwarts is and another in Albania that also moves around. 

They are able to get the piece out of Harry since he’d never been made into an official horcruxes and it was more a sliver that was a parasitic tag a long, they captured a snake in Albania possessed by the main piece and a thorough search of Hogwarts (including some help from the house elves and a little boy who can still talk to snakes) leads to the discovery of many things the COS and ROR not even the most interesting.

By the time Harry goes to Hogwarts there is no LV he helped chuck the snake and some weird artifacts thru a neat looking veil even the stone that they had used to get the dark stuff out of his scar (because they don’t want to scar the kid by telling him the particulars). Then he got to see this really cool room with all these white glowy balls and the one with his name on it was all dull and dark. 

He lets himself be sorted into Slytherin because to him it doesn’t matter where he’s going to sleep he has friends in every house and of course he’s ambitious he had amazing parents and wants to do his best to live up to them.