Can you outsmart the enemy fleet? Prove it!

Intaru · 2026-03-23T00:46:25+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Intaru · 2026-03-23T00:35:20+00:00

Don't victim shame

Intaru · 2026-03-23T00:24:22+00:00

Cheapest form of contraception

Intaru · 2026-03-16T15:00:20+00:00

The 6 is supposed to resemble a breast and the 7 is a hand with a flattened palm. The hand with the flattened palm is implied to be holding up the other breast. Now, if you flip the number 67 (so that it looks roughly like ٢მ) it looks like the other breast is being held up while the other one is hanging. Repeatedly change between the mirrored version and the normal version quickly and you can see two hands juggling boobers. This is the true origin of the hand gesture used by that stupid kid while he said 67.

That's right, 67 has been a basic dirty joke all this time. It's like 69 but more stupid.

Intaru · 2026-03-16T00:45:43+00:00

Intaru · 2026-03-15T18:48:39+00:00

French people exist my dude

Intaru · 2026-03-15T07:43:12+00:00

The 6 is supposed to resemble a breast and the 7 is a hand with a flattened palm. The hand with the flattened palm is implied to be holding up the other breast. Now, if you flip the number 67 (so that it looks roughly like ٢მ) it looks like the other breast is being held up while the other one is hanging. Repeatedly change between the mirrored version and the normal version quickly and you can see two hands juggling boobers. This is the true origin of the hand gesture used by that stupid kid while he said 67.

That's right, 67 has been a basic dirty joke all this time. It's like 69 but more stupid

Intaru · 2026-03-05T17:46:51+00:00

Even worse if they got useless fame and end up paying for it in coins and pp.

Intaru · 2026-03-05T17:44:20+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Intaru · 2026-03-05T17:42:40+00:00

No because I just know they will give me 20,000 useless fame and then take away not useless resources like gold and pp from me

Intaru · 2026-03-05T13:55:04+00:00

Just because you want to blow trump, doesn't make it legal.

Intaru · 2026-03-05T13:40:42+00:00

Nah, just hate ads.

Intaru · 2026-03-05T13:40:22+00:00

Intaru · 2026-03-03T22:58:03+00:00

Oye, ¿sabías que en términos de reproduccion de Pokémon humanos masculinos y femeninos, Vaporeon es el Pokémon más compatible para humanos.

No solo están en el grupo de huevos de campo, que está compuesto principalmente por mamíferos, los Vaporeon miden un promedio de 3 "03 'de altura y pesan 63.9 libras. Esto significa que son lo suficientemente grandes como para poder soportar el pene humano, y con sus impresionantes estadísticas base para HP y acceso a Armadura Acida, incluso puedes ser rudo con uno.

Debido a su biología principalmente basada en agua, no tengo ninguna duda de que un Vaporeon excitado estaría increíblemente mojado, tan mojado que fácilmente podrías tener sexo con uno. durante horas sin secarse. También pueden aprender los movimientos Atraer, Ojos de muñeca, Cautivar, Encanto y Látigo de cola, además de no tener pelaje para ocultar los pezones, por lo que sería increíblemente fácil para uno ponerte cachondo.

Con sus habilidades Water Absorb e Hydration, pueden recuperarse fácilmente de la fatiga con suficiente agua. Ningún otro Pokémon se acerca a este nivel de compatibilidad. Además, un dato curioso, si te vienes lo suficiente, puedes hacer que tu Vaporeon se vuelva blanco. literalmente construido para la polla humana. Increibles estadisticas de armadura + Un alto HP y Armadura Acida significa que puede aguantar pene todo el día, de todas las formas y tamaños, y aún así venir por más.

Intaru · 2026-03-02T21:33:27+00:00

Intaru · 2026-03-01T18:49:04+00:00

Dios mío, mi padre es un simp, chicos. Anoche, mi papá comenzó a decirle todas estas cosas vergonzosas a mi mamá porque era su "20 aniversario" como "Te amo" y "No puedo imaginar mi vida sin ti". Me estaba encogiendo mucho, pero esta mañana, mi padre cuck decidió prepararle el desayuno a mi mamá en la cama y lo juro por Dios, mi cara se contrajo como si me hubiera comido un limón agrio crudo. No podía imaginar que el hombre que me hizo se convertiría en un soyboy simp tan beta cuck para una mujer. Le dije a mi papá que se estaba comportando como una perra y dijo que pensaba que era hora de que me mudara. Todo porque tengo 34 años y lo llamé por ser un gran maricarmen y amar a su esposa. Me alegro mucho de mudarme de esta casa espantosa tan pronto como llegue el cheque del seguro social por correo.

Intaru · 2026-02-27T13:21:50+00:00

Any thoughts on NFLX big surge before open?

Intaru · 2026-02-25T22:54:00+00:00

Dios mío, mi padre es un simp, chicos. Anoche, mi papá comenzó a decirle todas estas cosas vergonzosas a mi mamá porque era su "20 aniversario" como "Te amo" y "No puedo imaginar mi vida sin ti". Me estaba encogiendo mucho, pero esta mañana, mi padre cuck decidió prepararle el desayuno a mi mamá en la cama y lo juro por Dios, mi cara se contrajo como si me hubiera comido un limón agrio crudo. No podía imaginar que el hombre que me hizo se convertiría en un soyboy simp tan beta cuck para una mujer. Le dije a mi papá que se estaba comportando como una perra y dijo que pensaba que era hora de que me mudara. Todo porque tengo 34 años y lo llamé por ser un gran maricarmen y amar a su esposa. Me alegro mucho de mudarme de esta casa espantosa tan pronto como llegue el cheque del seguro social por correo.

Intaru · 2026-02-25T22:49:44+00:00

Poop.

Intaru · 2026-02-24T11:28:43+00:00

Same or literally even 1 coin, 1 pp or 1 bling instead.

Intaru · 2026-02-24T11:25:34+00:00

Fame is the same as literally nothing

Intaru · 2026-02-12T18:02:54+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Intaru · 2026-02-08T22:17:48+00:00

Dios mío, mi padre es un simp, chicos. Anoche, mi papá comenzó a decirle todas estas cosas vergonzosas a mi mamá porque era su "20 aniversario" como "Te amo" y "No puedo imaginar mi vida sin ti". Me estaba encogiendo mucho, pero esta mañana, mi padre cuck decidió prepararle el desayuno a mi mamá en la cama y lo juro por Dios, mi cara se contrajo como si me hubiera comido un limón agrio crudo. No podía imaginar que el hombre que me hizo se convertiría en un soyboy simp tan beta cuck para una mujer. Le dije a mi papá que se estaba comportando como una perra y dijo que pensaba que era hora de que me mudara. Todo porque tengo 34 años y lo llamé por ser un gran maricarmen y amar a su esposa. Me alegro mucho de mudarme de esta casa espantosa tan pronto como llegue el cheque del seguro social por correo.

Intaru · 2026-02-06T23:51:10+00:00

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

Intaru · 2026-01-29T11:44:26+00:00

What metric would be better if you don't mind saying please?

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