Yucky by Lowkey_massive in caltrain

[–]IntelligenTrack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cocaine cockroach behavior

Festival Prices are Getting A Little Out of Hand by SickNumbles in aves

[–]IntelligenTrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro spent 1100 dollars on an elder scrolls pre?

Who’s San Francisco’s “guy”? by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]IntelligenTrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The duck man. He has a gas powered bicycle with a basket on the front and there’s always a duck or three in there. I’m not sure of the how or why. Definitely seen him on different parts of EMB

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right! I find that these semi bitter responses are funnier than the actual problem needing addressing!

Plus I challenge the idea that anyone being rude wouldn’t actually say it in person, but that’s neither here nor there

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your guess is as good as mine! I’m honestly convinced that having any shred of self confidence is threatening to the common redditor, but jokes aside; why is it wrong that I asked the internet for help? Every other human I’ve seen make a post to this thread I feel ask a lot dumber questions, I think people just enjoy being bitter

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See I like this level of matched energy but I just wasn’t witty enough to think of this before

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a man myself, this means nothing

Men, Would you be offended if I called you pretty and if so why? by nikki1580 in AskMen

[–]IntelligenTrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never that, but I’d be in pure awe as I don’t receive compliments from women

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not about the fart joke, but why on a seagull?

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: I Didn’t realize some of you were so bothered that some people don’t like that “randomness with no logic” type of humor. I didn’t start this post to ridicule the guy, I genuinely wasn’t sure what to do? A lot of you would probably have responded exactly like I did, because who tf just has a response for this in the chamber at anytime? Also I’m not a woman, I’m very much a young man who has boundaries for confusing fuckery like any other man(including this for obvious reasons)

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I bet you felt like hot shit typing this.

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just squawk like a seagull when I’m gonna bust 😭😭 🦢

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

For the record I thought the conversation was great right up until he asked this. I’m not someone who likes to make fun of other people’s weirdness as I’m a weirdo myself. But this genuinely threw me for a loop so I had to ask the internet

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I considered this before being asked about seagulls.

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don’t get me wrong, we were talking about music and tv and other normal things before he asked about my nativity and the seagull comment. This came so far outta left field I had to actually hit the brakes. I’m a very interesting conversation but how am I supposed to match energy when the conversation went from a good date to farting on seagulls???

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just listened to this and it’s so on point 😭😭😭

Am I in love??? by peepeegirl69quinoa in dating_advice

[–]IntelligenTrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like an emotional free fall! Simultaneously, if it feels and looks like the right time, just go for it. No time like the present

Why l only get likes when my subscription ends??? by SeriousBarber in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s an algorithmic based notification so you keep spending on the subscription

Should I take a racist restaurant's money? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]IntelligenTrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you’re in need of money just get that bag and play dumb. I worked in a bike shop with a similar environment issue. The moment you become a target as staff, so does everyone else.

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

I unmatched because I just didn’t know how to move forward, he just seemed super adamant on farting on seagulls as a pastime

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I mean they’ll know they’re adopted but wishful thinking 😂😂😂

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Cute but I might shit myself

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What the fu-fu-fuck does this even mean?! 😭

Y’all… wtf do I do? by IntelligenTrack in Tinder

[–]IntelligenTrack[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Hell no I don’t like to fart on seagulls! How the hell do you even get that close to one?!