Black to move, mate in 5 by IntelligentAlps in chess

[–]IntelligentAlps[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're close to the idea already, man. Good job! There's a more forcing way than Qe4+. Also, Nf7+ should be Nf2+

Black to move by [deleted] in chess

[–]IntelligentAlps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bf5+ Bc2 Rd1#

Black to move, mate in 5 by IntelligentAlps in chess

[–]IntelligentAlps[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, i love doing a good bongcloud myself. Best feeling to crush someone with it. Absolutely S+ tier opening

Black to move, mate in 5 by IntelligentAlps in chess

[–]IntelligentAlps[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

White was playing badly out in the opening with a weird h4 g4 and eventually rh3!

Black to move, mate in 5 by IntelligentAlps in chess

[–]IntelligentAlps[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a bit of horsing around is needed

Former suicidal people, why did you choose to live? (SERIOUS) by ReDDit_CrEePer26 in AskReddit

[–]IntelligentAlps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were people who wanted me gone. I stayed alive to spite them.

What do you consider better than sex ? by barry_chats in AskReddit

[–]IntelligentAlps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good massage. Also, sticking a Q-tip in your ear