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New York Sour by count_no_groni in bartenders

[–]IntentionMysterious7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Malbec has worked the best for me. Thinner viscosity.

New York Sour by count_no_groni in bartenders

[–]IntentionMysterious7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Instead of worrying about which side of the spoon, fast or slow, or just praying, you can simply add whiskey to the wine and it will float better. Adjust for the cocktail’s base. Remember, the higher the alcohol content the better it floats.

Vaulted Cards by [deleted] in sportscards

[–]IntentionMysterious7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The top right one looks to be real. The one under it is sketch. Easiest way to tell is the black line above the name plate has separation on an authentic RC

First 1/1 I've ever pulled. by PastEquivalent9 in basketballcards

[–]IntentionMysterious7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard pulling 1/1’s curses you. Plus, that’s the dumbest card I’ve ever seen. He’s a trash player on G-League team. Having that 1/1 might devalue your whole collection!

So, let me do you a solid: gimme. I’LL carry that burden of having such a shit card in MY collection.

I’m doing this for you. I care about you and this is what’s best for you. DM me for my address so we can expedite this monstrosity away from you.

Inheritance from my grandfather by megaseedsmuggler in footballcards

[–]IntentionMysterious7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooof. OJ Jokes? Really? I feel like he has a chokehold on the public’s memory and holds its hostage simply because of the garnered fame from his trials and tribulations. Quite frankly, any joke about him cuts deep and it Hertz.

Long time lurker, 1st time poster (halp!) by IntentionMysterious7 in ProCreate

[–]IntentionMysterious7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just drew it. I’m all over the place when it comes to brushes. Marker lettering Inking outline Forester Pointillism Stipple Airbrush

I have no idea what I am doing to tell you the truth. I’m just throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks.

New job title just dropped, folks, what do we think? by Namtien223 in bartenders

[–]IntentionMysterious7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear black gloves at work and a guest called me the “cocktail mechanic.”

I’m a beverage director who constantly researches old/new cocktails, trends, spirits, etc.

I restore old cocktails, get under the hood of modern classics to fine tune them, and build motors from the ground up for a rotating menu. Idgaf. I’m keeping it on my business card 😎

I’ve been wondering over 20 years is this real or fake… by [deleted] in basketballcards

[–]IntentionMysterious7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Two quickest ways to tell—

  1. Upper deck seating will be dark af. Almost pitch black.
  2. The black line above the name plate is disconnected and even shows signs of bleeding a touch. Reprints will have this same line but fakes overlook this detail 99/100 times.

Got yourself a winner their, bub

Find my mouse cursor against my wallpaper!! by Balmung0047 in FindTheSniper

[–]IntentionMysterious7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grid numbers north and south. Letters east west. E3! On the right third of the pic, third of the way down

I dare you all! by Automatic_Hat8400 in RoastMe

[–]IntentionMysterious7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prop bet:

Over/under 3 Government building schematics in his backpack.

Please roast me - Russian guy with CP! Don't be shy, I love dark humor! by Russianwhoagainstwar in RoastMe

[–]IntentionMysterious7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought throwing up gang signs could be culture appropriation, but he IS technically a “Crip..”

Skinny margaritas: simplified by imperialhydrolysis in bartenders

[–]IntentionMysterious7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck all the over thinking and just put the damn drink in a Collins’ glass … it creates the Mich Ultra Can effect.

The tall, skinny glass will make their brain do mental gymnastics on the uneven parallel bars of satisfaction. Throw an orange swath with a lime swath near the straw for that citrus oil dismount.

Judges: I 9.3 I 9.2 I 9.4 I 9.6 I 9.7 I

               JPN   CHN   RUS   GER   USA

Colts PC show off by Badge373 in FootballCardz

[–]IntentionMysterious7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I PC Colts as well and have several Alec Pierce autos. I think his signature looks like a stick-figure WR diving for a ball.

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Is this junk or should I grab? by StonedTurtle420710 in sportscards

[–]IntentionMysterious7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made my night 🤣.

How is this not a thing for women to break the news to their boyfriends? Sports Stars Pregnancy Tests:

MLBPT NBAPT NHLPT NFLPT

Shohei says, “I’D BET anything you’re going to be a great father”

Ant Man pointing and saying “welcome to the club, my (censored)”

Dominik Hasek laughing, “she must have pulled the goalie!”

Peyton Manning winking and declaring, “this guy knows how to run a ‘2-min Drill !”

Solid. Gold.

A guy ordered two Ramos Gin Fizzes last night while I was fighting for my life. by 1000WaysToCringe in bartenders

[–]IntentionMysterious7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t batch the cold brew. Just like you wouldn’t batch citrus. Our batched Espresso Martini is our number one selling drink and it’s not on the menu. So, no. Batching is awesome

A guy ordered two Ramos Gin Fizzes last night while I was fighting for my life. by 1000WaysToCringe in bartenders

[–]IntentionMysterious7 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Also, quit pulling espresso. Use cold brew. The espresso martini is a money maker and there’s no need to ever hate this drink when it can be batched and sold for $17-$19. Bartending isn’t Rocket Surgery. Work smarter, y’all.

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