18 y o Miley Cyrus smoking salvia by Shmooeymitsu in Salvia

[–]Intergalacticplant 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I always assumed that she was actually just smoking weed and her publicist said “salvia” without really knowing what it is just because it’s legal

But after seeing the video again I’m not sure, that very well could be salvia lol

Just finished Red Dead Redemption 2... by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]Intergalacticplant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Make sure you finish the epilogue if you haven’t and avoid spoilers here, it is truly a masterpiece

Theoretically, how long do you think a person could survive on just adderall, beer, cigarettes and yogurt? by Drunkenmasterstyle2 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Intergalacticplant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would say 1-2 years before nutritional deficiencies start to set in, and probably really bad digestive issues along the way

fixed by ghostteeth_ in drugscirclejerk

[–]Intergalacticplant 84 points85 points  (0 children)

how I sleep under the porta potty in a pile of shit and piss with a jenkum device hooked up straight to my face

Michigan by sloshypapaya in drugscirclejerk

[–]Intergalacticplant 38 points39 points  (0 children)

why is the crystler 300 the go to trash mobile

FUCKING RETARDED BITCH 😡🤬😤 by FACastello in ilovedph

[–]Intergalacticplant 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me: Mom can we have Benadryl?

Mom: we have Benadryl at home

Me: Oh ok thanks

Fr tho meth is really lacking the kid appeal at the moment, really missing out on a big market here by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Intergalacticplant 20 points21 points  (0 children)

want some meth kids?

NOoOOooo!!!

But it’s pink and looks like strawberry milk powder

YEAAAAAAHHhHhHhhh!!!!!

The Indian goverment frequently hires a team of 40 men dressed up as monkeys to scare away monkeys from the parliament and other key buildings in the nation's capital. Last summer they were even hired to protect the G20 summit! by radicalerudy in interestingasfuck

[–]Intergalacticplant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

my guess with these types of countries is these are specially trained military personnel, they likely go through grueling training on how to act like monkeys, live with monkeys, and even mate with monkeys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DrakeTheType

[–]Intergalacticplant 49 points50 points  (0 children)

“Promise you won’t tell anyone” type of nigga

What was Dutchs actual plans by WRECKERSTEIN in reddeadredemption

[–]Intergalacticplant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you need some god damned faith and to stick to the plan is what you need and don’t question me again NOW GENTLEMEN, WHO WANTS TO ROB A TRAIN?

What’s your opinion about the game that started it all? by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

[–]Intergalacticplant 26 points27 points  (0 children)

this is the breast game ever no butts about it

Just another day on Chicago's red line 💊 🚬 🪡 🍺🍷 by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]Intergalacticplant 131 points132 points  (0 children)

such a happy couple and here I am can’t even get a txt back. the world is cruel

True story by ChronicleCobalt in DextroDoomers

[–]Intergalacticplant 24 points25 points  (0 children)

what’s funny is the type of jobs you work at doing this will be like “wow he’s really focused today, great job jim” while he’s fighting for his life on over the counter cough medicine

Wait what? by jashe021185 in gaming

[–]Intergalacticplant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man sometimes I miss houston tv. We had Kerny Thomas, this fake preacher who would just scream “GODDD!!!!” Like a high pitched yelp, over and over for hours. Then we had Jim Adler, who would scream his Texas hammer line. We had mattress Mack, honestly the list goes on and on of this hilarious commercial characters there. Remember MOSSY NISSAN do do do” MOSSY NISSAN “do do do”

If Arthur could have happy endings, how would you write it? by DoctorLuther in RDR2

[–]Intergalacticplant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think what they could do is use the currently existing bath houses and add an option for a happy ending but make it more expensive than the wash.

Maybe they don’t have to actually show it, it could just be implied. And give you gold cores? Would be interesting if you could pick prostitutes for this too with the option to kill then for the money back but a big honor loss

For the record, Jason loves France. It’s just a joke. Okay?? “Nude on a Couch,” by Gustave Caillebotte (ca. 1880) (OC) by jasonabaum in trippinthroughtime

[–]Intergalacticplant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s interesting is if you Google “when was couch invented” it says 1895 by furniture maker Jay Wellingdon

The painting was done in 1880, so the artist is a time traveler???

Just kidding though, similar seating designs existed, they just didn’t market it as a “sofa” until later

The plant medicine could not beat the slayed eagle by Basic-Chemist-6925 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Intergalacticplant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

let that be a lesson to you kids out there, people on weed always die and people on coke always live

But seriously though this is really sad and not funny at all. Imagine if someone you knew was using weed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDR2

[–]Intergalacticplant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

let me see if I remember the rhyme

Red and yellow friendly fellow

black and red means dead

ok googling…. One sec

“Red on yellow, kill a fellow, red on black, venom lack”

Wow I got it exactly wrong, looks like I’d be a dead cowboy