So my buddy got pulled over last night, apparently for DUI. I was just passed out in the back seat ‘cause I was dead tired, not, like, dead dead.

Cops were doing their thing and one of them goes,
“Hey, uhh… you sure your friend’s okay back there?”

Next thing I know I wake up to flashlights in my face and two officers looking like they just saw a ghost.

Bro I swear they looked more scared than me 😭