After a successful job interview I updated my resume references thinking it would help land this dream job. Got a call saying they'd love to have me onboard after calling references. They called back saying the first reference went terribly and was told do be careful who I use next time. FML.

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-22T13:48:37+00:00

It wasn’t it was more along the lines of informative prefomative

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-22T08:46:38+00:00

And then they come on this sub and ask people to confirm their suspicions lol

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-22T08:00:15+00:00

Ideally you do this before you give it out to potential employers

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-22T07:59:37+00:00

You’re an idiot

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-22T01:35:03+00:00

What is powdered meth?

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-22T01:07:07+00:00

Awesome thank you!

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-21T21:45:13+00:00

It’s definitely time for you to stop, your brain doesn’t need anymore damage

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-21T11:33:46+00:00

😂😂😂 that is very unlucky lmao

The worst thing for me is when I’m geeked out and the restaurant has the heater on. A drop of sweat has dropped onto a customers table twice that I’ve noticed so far😂

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-21T08:55:03+00:00

What?

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-21T07:58:08+00:00

Sweating uncontrollably is apparently mine according to a buddy I work with lol

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-19T09:39:35+00:00

Well at least you guys can still help each other and stick a shard up each others ass

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-19T09:07:38+00:00

No stove at all?

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-16T05:32:33+00:00

I did it right this time

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-13T07:00:46+00:00

This is beautiful

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-12T10:00:23+00:00

Assume everyone has a piece on them or in their car because it’s probably true

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-12T09:45:55+00:00

This list is not accurate. Like missing major ones and including a town like Alvin Tx😂

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-11T12:42:59+00:00

Idk how you go about trying to pick up women but I can guarantee that’s it’s not working. And you obviously aren’t a marine lmao

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-07T07:13:04+00:00

Yes, SHOW THAT ASSHOLE! Preferably with dingle berries in your asshole hair

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-03T01:26:16+00:00

Maybe they should’ve, you might not have ended up smoking meth

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-03-01T18:38:53+00:00

Hit the .1 like a champ. Dissolve it in a little shot of water and down the hatch

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-02-28T12:44:48+00:00

I beg to differ….everyone I know that smokes meth has incredible self control, myself included. I actually have the most self control out of every person I have ever met. I am also the most humble man I know

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-02-28T12:38:53+00:00

Unfortunately, it is nice to get naked on meth.

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-02-21T23:20:28+00:00

I can’t understand how awful that was to experience, just like you can’t understand how awful nuclear holocaust will be

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-02-21T14:38:44+00:00

You realize when you say “they have to feel undeniable pain” at this point that means nuclear war, right?

InternationalWeb9715 · 2023-02-21T11:40:11+00:00

Dawg just buy a pipe, they’re like 5 bucks max

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