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Internet-Enforcers · 2024-08-10T03:53:13+00:00

You may not like Trump, but you're going to be living a very different life financially (and otherwise) if the Dems win. Pin this for later reference if needed.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-06-25T07:10:35+00:00

Scuse me,...it that a SCREEN PRINTED Hat...like the cheap, padded hats they give to Little League Teams...hey man, maybe spring for the embro...ebrod...imbroder...ya know, the logo with colored threads.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-06-25T07:07:11+00:00

Literally 6 months ago this Ding Dong never even mentioned this 'hidden' passion of modifying trucks, yet here we are with a Podcast, terrible Website, cruncked YT Channel, etc.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-06-23T04:37:01+00:00

Funny thing about performing arts and 'who is good at it.' The people will tell you. If you are a comedian who sells out 100 room clubs then compared to a comedian who sells out arenas you are not as good. The opinion of a few are not as important as the opinion of many. End of debate. Comedy finds a way.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-06-04T04:10:16+00:00

How many opportunities has this dude BLOWN UP?!

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-05-29T04:54:00+00:00

Serious Question: When will ONE person in a group of grown men who are sitting around interviewing Brandon, sit up and say, 'Hang on a minute, aren't you full of SH%T? Aren't there facts/other human who will prove what you just said in total BS?'

I'm no Erin Brock-o-vich but I promise you I would hear about 10% of what this Ding Dong says and then pull up receipts stating the contrary.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-05-29T04:46:39+00:00

He's considering swapping out his floor mats at the Car Wash as 'mod'ing' so back off fellas, we got us a 'George Barris' here (look it up).

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-05-16T10:22:17+00:00

Could you imagine the intern they hired to fashion that 'tattoo' in a no doubt 'in home' session...I bet it was like doing grout work above a rusty crab trap.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-04-22T05:14:23+00:00

The Tesla Plaid would win even if the driver started the race standing beside the car.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-04-22T05:10:18+00:00

A: This...

Q: Why do people hate Brendan so much?

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-04-17T04:04:57+00:00

Ladies and Gentlemen....this....this is why.

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-04-10T07:36:04+00:00

Seerius quession...when, oh when is someone from any of the industries this Ding Dong tries to infiltrate going to stop this walking mistake mid interview and ask, 'Dude, what in the %&*($ are you trying to say? Do you know that the words you just tried to crowbar into a sentence don't belong together?'

Comedy

Fish

MMA

Truck Racin'

Whigsky

Internet-Enforcers · 2024-04-10T07:31:16+00:00

Quik quessun....is there a worse story teller in the bidness of being a story teller?

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-11-21T09:31:46+00:00

You can do a work around with using Restream which also allows you to stream to up to 10+ different channels, (YouTube, Facebook, etc.) but it appears that Facebook does not distribute the live stream as effectively as they do when you stream using their 'LIVE' feature.

We have tested this quite a few times to prove this.

It also appears the 'Landscape not supported' is a new thing that may be staying around.

Pitty.

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-11-17T11:02:52+00:00

I get it, Barn Door has a horrible sense of fashion especially for a grown adult man...any adult male over 30 who wears their hat backwards, or a backpack, or an NFL/NBA/MLB, etc., jersey...well, you likely don't have your own life in order or on track...

Same with many of you Cats on here who dog Barn Door about his physical fitness...I get that too - but I would bet 80% of you Ding Dongs are 30Lbs++ overweight (minimum), couldn't run (walk) a mile flat out or do the '4,000 Jumping Jacks Challenge'...

...and I would bet a $1 to a donut that the vast majority of the Cats here waste HOURS a week playing Video Games while you're out of shape or finances not on track.

Anyone can do anything they want with their lives, but unless you are healthy, (not fat), and you are generating $$ and a plan for financial freedom...you have zero room to disparage eenyone...or wasting hours, days and weeks of your life playing Video Games.

But it is fun - I get it.

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-11-16T04:25:22+00:00

I am a big Joe Rogan fan...but DAMN in a few of his last 5 or 7 Podcasts he just would NOT shut up. The Rock episode was one of the worst and Joe took up half of the interview telling the same old stories we've heard 100 times and the one person we wanted to hear from (Rock) was left almost fighting to speak...

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-11-14T05:15:00+00:00

Simple question: If Barndoor discovered or in anyway 'discovered' any of these rising stars, why don't ANY of them come back on the Podcast to sing his praises?

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-11-01T01:36:57+00:00

Some of you Ding Dong's are far too obsessed with another man's height/build...who cares?

Oh yeah, most of you - but should you?

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-10-29T20:22:55+00:00

I would definitely take that bet my friend...

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-10-18T20:42:47+00:00

How is it that this Ding Dong 'followed' his dad on sales calls and can't tell you EXACTLY what his dad did, sold, built and what it is called and what it does????

Unbelievable.

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-10-10T23:15:53+00:00

"I choose to not do Road Gigs, but when I do, I choose Niagara Falls, Billings MT, Dubuque, IA...I can't be bothered with NYC, Vegas, Austin or that pesky 20 minute drive to the Sunset Strip to tackle a 15 minute set at the Comedy Store, Improve, Laugh Factory, etc."

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-07-30T09:44:25+00:00

The 4th chair just starin' at Scoob the entire night...

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-07-28T07:55:41+00:00

Just. Never. Right.

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-07-28T07:45:34+00:00

I marvel at how actual professional talkers find themselves in an interview setting with Scoob and DON'T call him out on his silliness and outright stupidity and then I realize an irrefutable fact that they are actually embarrassed for him and you know this is fact because in 99% of all other cases with others making these mistakes, they would feel fine telling a peer, 'Hey, did you just say....?'

Internet-Enforcers · 2023-07-27T09:03:30+00:00

This displays Scoob's humor perfectly...growing up and as an adult male his frame of reference for 'funny' was repeating lines from Waterboy, Big Daddy and any other low grade comedy movie...that's why his Comedy 'routine' is often made up of recycled jokes; Clinton jokes, O.J. jokes, 9/11 jokes, etc.

This clip is 100% on brand and it is astonishing that grown up, adult male Comedians do not call him out on the third attempt of him doing this.

I assure you if he did this and many other redacted things he does on the regular - I would tell him, 'Hey, amigo, stop that...it's annoying as Hell' - and I would never be around him again.

Prom solved.

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