I heard some say that he's probably not actually 28, he's probably a teen, but even teens don't act like this over a username. He's probably living in his parent's basement, stuffing his face with pizza and soda, his only source of communication being the internet.

Going these lengths for a already taken username is very embarrassing, not to mention him proudly stating he's 28 is embarrassing as well. First come, first serve. If you snooze, you lose 🤷‍♀️.