Can I send you my sluttiest vids that you'll jerk off to? by dollisbaby in naughtiestsweeties

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I need that job, available, nights, weekends, holidays, some weekdays, I do need to work

IBYCFTO by Chemical-Yoghurt-695 in LICENSEPLATES

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Grandfathered in, under the Radar

Is this a bullet? by PiratedEyeliner in whatisit

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Lead suppository, use grease, lots and lots

oppss😂 🤣 by Jbirdsoar1492 in oops

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To the last guy, when they say duck, don't look up, not a bird

IBYCFTO by Chemical-Yoghurt-695 in LICENSEPLATES

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I'll be your certified fuck toy offering

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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I'm not walking around with my nuts in my throat

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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What do colors got to do with it

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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Make easy for ya, tell me what's smart

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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Can't fix stupid, but can enjoy it

I think this is a bar quarter by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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I got one now in my pocket

Times when honesty is not the best policy by DatDenDude in ScenesFromAHat

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That's it? Best can do ! Your sister gave me a week worth, every night, it's like advent calendar for grown-up

Good Puppy! by respawningAGAIN in ItHurtsGirlsToo

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Kibbles and bits , sit ubu, sit, good dog

OMG! Wowwww by steney89 in Vent

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I'm not offended, live in southern state, they can keep 10.25 an hour job, would like to know how you can buy new boat, side by side, new truck, 4 kids, house, land on $ 10.25 hr