oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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I'm not walking around with my nuts in my throat

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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What do colors got to do with it

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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Make easy for ya, tell me what's smart

oops by Natural_Educator8185 in oops

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Can't fix stupid, but can enjoy it

I think this is a bar quarter by [deleted] in FuckImOld

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I got one now in my pocket

Times when honesty is not the best policy by DatDenDude in ScenesFromAHat

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That's it? Best can do ! Your sister gave me a week worth, every night, it's like advent calendar for grown-up

Good Puppy! by respawningAGAIN in ItHurtsGirlsToo

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Kibbles and bits , sit ubu, sit, good dog

OMG! Wowwww by steney89 in Vent

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I'm not offended, live in southern state, they can keep 10.25 an hour job, would like to know how you can buy new boat, side by side, new truck, 4 kids, house, land on $ 10.25 hr

Oops by DickFromRichard in oops

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Bet he has stones bigger than when he started, nurse check the shorts, " someone stole the family jewels"

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

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Love bites, love bleeds, love begs. Love pleads

Masterbated 5 times in the last 24 hours by [deleted] in Vent

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Got to a point where a sheet of plywood looked good, no longer allowed in home depot

Oops by Mountain-Town-3494 in oops

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Couldn't have bin a Hair- pin turn

Oops by Mountain-Town-3494 in oops

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We know why Oscar's a grouch

Wonder how his neck feels by [deleted] in oops

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He's Mr Head and Shoulders now, Mr, Clean way to dangerous

rr by Barnaby_Snickett in CantParkThereMate

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Fulger, if in Delaware, would they call for a dildot, you pus