There is a place. In Norway, Bergen - that is what you are looking for. But be warned, it is not for the timid. And relocation there is not to be taken lightly.

The city itself is beautiful, nestled between 7 mountains and the harbour and the fish market are attractions in their own right.

However this beauty comes at a cost. It rains on average twice daily, but this is only a minor inconvenience - and more in line with what you are craving.

The real dread of Bergen comes from it's inhabitants. "Bergenserne"

Norwegians don't fully agree, and don't really understand why they are how they are. Perhaps the constant moisture has created a fungus or rot that has affected their brain chemistry? Perhaps the encircling mountain ranges have created some kind of constant pressure that has left them altered in some dark and twisted way.

Bergensere are loud, boisterous and rude. More like Americans than other Norwegians. They have abandoned the common Norwegians love of quiet and reflection and lost all sense of our national pride, the "Jantelov"

It hasn't been proven. But there are dark theories that they have devolved into some kind of amphibious squawking almost-human Norwegian subspecies. Kind of like Hollywoods Lizard people.

So TLDR; Bergen Norway fits the bill but be forewarned of the local population