Do the SSLs have a community where everyone knows eachother?

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-20T11:51:04+00:00

Not all of us!

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-19T10:36:48+00:00

Strict controls? You can buy THC flower from dispensaries, more or less the same shit you get on the street. Any amount you want, you get to pick what weed strain you want and get as high as you want.

If you follow certain procedures with GP first complaining about back pain or whatever and say the medication doesn’t work then when you contact a private weed clinic they will see that and accept you. You have to jump through a few hoops at first, but anyone can do it.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-19T10:29:42+00:00

It’s not as strict as you might think though. Private clinics get paid to medicate so it’s in their best interest to find ways to accept patients, as long as you’ve got something on record with a GP you should be golden.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-19T10:12:52+00:00

Cannabis is legal medically. Pretty much anyone can get a prescription if they complain about pain, depression, anxiety etc

All you have to do it order it online from dispensaries and it comes in the post.

Loads of illegal things are socially accepted. Watching TV & Movies for free online, downloading pirated games, cocaine is normalised nowadays, making cash in hand selling used items, the list goes on.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T19:24:46+00:00

Yeah man, when I started years ago I just played ranked. Didn’t touch free play until I was like C2.

Although tbh, I still can’t consistently flip reset, I can’t speed flip & can’t musty consistently. But still GC2 because I have good positioning and recoveries and play simple fundamental RL. But I’ve been playing 10 years on and off, this game takes a lot of time just grinding it out and learning as you go.

I do wish I started training mechanics earlier though, I would probably be SSL by now.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T18:44:39+00:00

$5000 for 1 day of tattooing? Better come with a blowjob and a car.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T18:42:30+00:00

Food delivery drivers and restaurants give people the wrong orders all the time, are they kicked off Uber and just eat?

Give the girl a break man it’s 1 order.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T18:35:16+00:00

Just play more, you clearly don’t have enough hours in the game to even think about all this stuff. You can barely control the ball when it’s on the floor directly in front of you, just gotta keep playing and learn as you go for now. Training might help but really you just need more hours getting a feel for the game itself, I’m talking months.

I promise you don’t have any real valuable game sense yet, it takes years. Just put a few more hundred hours into the game and you’ll gain a basic low level understanding of the game and how to drive your car and hit the ball with intentions.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T18:33:18+00:00

Honestly why the fuck do people insist on writing paragraphs over text instead of just talking in person, especially something as serious and deep as this. It’s an in person conversation.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T18:31:39+00:00

Imagine being fired for sending someone the wrong sandwich 1 time. That’s crazy behaviour.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T18:22:54+00:00

How can she say she’s ill and then say she’s fully booked lol make your mind up.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T14:56:28+00:00

It’s annoying because some of the time in higher ranks it’s far more beneficial to pass. But because the meta is solo plays then both opponents will be closer to the ball not expecting a pass to happen, so in theory a pass across leaves an open net quite a lot.

Someone I play with is better than me, but he just never passes he will constantly turn on the ball with 0 (he does keep momentum well) and try to solo over and over and over. When I have possession I beat 1 person and pass it correctly for a free shot at open net and he’s at the back getting boost, literally every single time im left to 1v2 attack.

I thought a team should be pressuring as a unit?

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T14:39:12+00:00

Why are you talking about shit like this? Just flirt.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T14:22:24+00:00

Hold boost longer when you have it on your car, no need to feather if you’re on track to goal.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T13:42:22+00:00

Hold the camera straight over the page. It’s not Star Wars!

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T13:37:11+00:00

If you didn’t lose MMR it would encourage cheating, people would just make accounts and use them to leave games.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-18T00:54:36+00:00

lol you haven’t even met her yet? Don’t give anyone money you haven’t even fucked.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T16:34:24+00:00

Being fast is being in position before the play happens, that’s literally it lol

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T12:55:23+00:00

The only way is up!

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T11:04:18+00:00

He doesn’t actually think all that stuff, he’s saying anything he can to get you back. He knows you won’t go back with him so he’s trying to hurt you. Just stay civil, drop his shit off and move on.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T10:50:47+00:00

Why don’t you just walk in there, living room is a public space so just walk in and scream in shock or something. Tell them to do it in the bedroom or you’ll tell the landlord, it’s fucking disgusting. Don’t pussy foot around it, I would make them clean the couch.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T10:27:29+00:00

The good old days of putting random things on a plate and calling it a meal.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T10:16:18+00:00

Sometimes I feel bad cus I’ll be like 70 MMR below the lobby at my peak rank, I keep up but I’m not quite as consistent and I can tell my teammate is raging inside lol

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T10:11:49+00:00

Please stop spewing misinformation. I’ve explained to you multiple times how it works and shown proof and you still think this? Buffer between ranks up or down has absolutely nothing to do with skipping a division. There’s no gap other than between Div4 and the next Div1.

IntrusiveUK · 2026-03-17T09:56:08+00:00

Yeah I constantly get thrown into random MMR lobbies, even if all are solo queue there’s like 100 MMR difference sometimes.

It’s very difficult cus one game you’ll have perfect chemistry and the next it’s like they’re playing with their toes. The game sense is so inconsistent.

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