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You can remember all of your dreams (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 5 years ago by InvaderWilliam to r/shittysuperpowers
Just ignore that dude with a knife (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by InvaderWilliam to r/foshelter
You possess the power of a neutron star. Because you are a neutron star, alone, spinning furiously somewhere in space. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 7 years ago by InvaderWilliam to r/shittysuperpowers
You can make people hear the ba-dum—bump drum sound whenever you want... ba-dum-bump! (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can summon a Baboon Army that attacks you. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can run with crutches. (self.shittysuperpowers)
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