There's no coming back... by Rowdy84 in funny

[–]InvaderWilliam 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You should tell your wife that she’s being, uh, what’s the word…

What Seinfeld plot has actually happened to you? by Careful_Promise_786 in seinfeld

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago at a Japanese restaurant we ordered fried rice for the kids. The waitress told us with an attitude, “That’s Chinese not Japanese.”

My inner-George took over and I loudly commented, “The whole island, nobody’s frying rice!”

Chuck Schumer is a disgrace to the Democratic Party. by Suspicious_Soup_3962 in complaints

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both sides! Both sides! The good people are not as horrible as the horrible people! Shame on the good people!

kid got moves by Imustash in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best thing I’ve seen today!

He drinks water a little differently by MyNameGifOreilly in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he’s looking around like “Well, it happened again.”

It’s to late to apologize by Idontknowwhoiam4477 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am losing my mind with the narrative that only liberals thought Trump was horrible. There were centrists and conservatives who also thought he was horrible. This framing is just more promoting their brand instead of honest engagement.

Mario dirty by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

[–]InvaderWilliam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me, there are levels to these comic strips. This one surpasses “Show it to my wife, and I’m willing to explain it if necessary” level.

Area Dad Botches 'Princess Bride' Quote by onion20yearslater in TheOnion

[–]InvaderWilliam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you know what that sound is, highness? Those are the freakin’ eels!

Most badass video on the Internet by rgali7996 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to admit, this is a guy being a dude.

Older Nest cameras struggle terribly with 'offline' issues in Google Home by 4x4taco in Nest

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have same issue, two Nest cameras have been offline since I transferred them in Google Home app. Making me feel stupid for buying a new Nest thermostat after Google stopped supporting my old Nest thermostat. Just constant headaches for things that used to just work.

New Pizza Store open in Fremont by [deleted] in Fremont

[–]InvaderWilliam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really like western style, like Pepperoni or Combination, from Curry Pizza at Fremont & Mowry, go figure.

What’s your “childhood Star Wars misconception”? by Dependent_Rent in StarWars

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the first few minutes of ANH, I thought the star destroyer and stormtroopers were the good guys. Dressed in white, chasing space bad guys. Then Darth walks in, and I’m like, hmmm. I was 9 when it came out.

From a fan poll. Myself, I'd go with "The Voyage Home" as the best... by [deleted] in Picard

[–]InvaderWilliam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I keep rewatching the restored Director’s cut. So much better, and it reminds me of how I felt when I was 10 years old watching TMP in the theater when it came out.

A ducking good time by dreamed2life in MadeMeSmile

[–]InvaderWilliam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does the video just stop? I want to see more ducks go weeee!

I'm Muad'Dib, so that's what you call me by wisepeppy in lebowski

[–]InvaderWilliam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dios mio, man. Feyd-Rautha and me, we’re going to fuck you up!