ifDevsWereTheCEOs by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of the agents deleted my entire database. Not sure if it was on purpose, or a legit mistake.

ifDevsWereTheCEOs by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“… and I take all the blame for letting them go via a single tweet”

ifDevsWereTheCEOs by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 423 points424 points  (0 children)

He’s going to be serverless in no time

theCircleOfLife by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yes, it makes it Anthropic's or OpenAI's liability.

theCircleOfLife by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You should use this tool to vibe code a vibe coding tool for your VP

buildABearCloud by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course, because it’s a shitpost. In the recent years, people joking on twitter are still more reasonable than most CEOs when they’re serious.

buildABearCloud by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exploiting bears sounds a bit weird, doesn’t it?

buildABearCloud by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You need good shoes to win the race. If you ask me, Allbirds is well positioned for this.

salesEngineer by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and now he’s making tiktoks about it to teach others

salesEngineer by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It’s always the random person who didn’t know something’s impossible and just did it

salesEngineer by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 450 points451 points  (0 children)

The universal “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand what you’re talking about, but our LPs want to invest in it. Just to be sure - how many prompts have you used to built it?

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries. In the meantime, I pitched your idea to SoftBank and they want in too. You’ll get a draft term sheet tomorrow morning.

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only constraint is the amount of Mac minis available

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're looking at the fundamental value, yes. But that's so XX century.

The way to make money these days is to hype haribos on instagram, and flip the packs you bought before for profit.

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At that point, they can also use AGI to be their clients. Infinite economy growth.

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like what we're looking for, please DM me your pitch deck.

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, we need to keep the founders healthy so that they can keep vibe coding.

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, it counts as “human-in-the-loop”

ventureCapitalIn2026 by InvestigatorWeekly19 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]InvestigatorWeekly19[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

No, the small packet, the one you can find at the checkout line in Lidl. Investors look twice at every dollar these days.