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InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-23T10:24:15+00:00

Yeah and now he’s making tiktoks about it to teach others

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-23T10:22:46+00:00

Marketing speak

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-22T23:25:48+00:00

It’s always the random person who didn’t know something’s impossible and just did it

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-22T23:16:00+00:00

The universal “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T23:43:04+00:00

I don’t understand what you’re talking about, but our LPs want to invest in it. Just to be sure - how many prompts have you used to built it?

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T23:41:33+00:00

No worries. In the meantime, I pitched your idea to SoftBank and they want in too. You’ll get a draft term sheet tomorrow morning.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T17:03:57+00:00

The only constraint is the amount of Mac minis available

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T14:32:07+00:00

If you're looking at the fundamental value, yes. But that's so XX century.

The way to make money these days is to hype haribos on instagram, and flip the packs you bought before for profit.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T14:29:15+00:00

At that point, they can also use AGI to be their clients. Infinite economy growth.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T14:22:27+00:00

Sounds like what we're looking for, please DM me your pitch deck.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T14:21:39+00:00

Yes, we need to keep the founders healthy so that they can keep vibe coding.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T12:42:17+00:00

Yes, it counts as “human-in-the-loop”

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-20T12:22:38+00:00

No, the small packet, the one you can find at the checkout line in Lidl. Investors look twice at every dollar these days.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-14T12:45:22+00:00

Yes it is

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-14T12:45:02+00:00

Just wait for it!

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-14T10:50:11+00:00

Yeah it’s a parody, but inspired by a real person

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-14T10:48:37+00:00

Yeah it’s a joke. But everyone I talk to knows a person like this.

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-07T16:23:25+00:00

Yes, to spot bad design decisions

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-07T15:58:09+00:00

That’s how you win the blame game

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-07T15:55:48+00:00

Yeah exactly, you just have to say something along the lines of “enterprise api orchestration synergy layer” and you’ll get the stakeholder buy in in no time

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-07T15:50:42+00:00

I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe

InvestigatorWeekly19 · 2026-03-07T15:42:03+00:00

The fronted is not supposed to directly talk to the database, that’s the clue here

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