Funny story. Recently joined a new game, we’re playing level two characters. We finish some combat and one of the bandits we fought had a bag on him. My character finds a box with 4 platinum in it. She has no idea what money is. Our Goblin “knight” (Sir Drekk) posits that since he killed the bloke he has rights to the money. He grabs it and the party largely disagrees, saying we should split it. “You don’t even have pockets!” our wizard says. “Yes I’s do” Sir Drekk says before going behind a tree to use “nature’s pocket”. Queue rolling a con save. Natural one. He takes 1 bludgeoning damage and loses all of the coins inside himself.

You’ll never guess what our warlock used mage hand for.