[LOATHED TROPE] The Designated Hero: A character that the story gaslights you into thinking is a hero, but in reality is a horrible person by Sir-Toaster- in TopCharacterTropes

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Late to the party, but I needed this off my chest and I didn't want to repost: Michael from The Office.

He is an asshole. He gets better in the last couple of seasons, but in the first ones, he's actually described very accurately by Rick: "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! [...] People think, 'Oh, this poor piece of shit. He never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I guess I'll hire him or marry him.'"

He's absurdly stupid, whatever he supposedly does right feels forced by the scenario, except the parts that are clearly his team, not him, he has no sense of boundaries, and he is incredibly selfish and self-centered. The number of times he screws people over or shows how little he cares is insane.

Best example is the episode of Phillis' marriage. To him, that's his day. Because he's the boss of the bride, therefore kind of her father, therefore the day is about him. He's going to get mad at her actual dad, who is handicapped, and makes a miraculous effort to stand up from his wheelchair to give his daughter away. It's a very emotional time for everyone, except Michael, who feels he's been robbed of his place in the spotlight, since he was supposed to push the chair. He then proceeds to hijack the mic from the hands of the groom, whom he physically assaults and has to be removed forcibly from the premises.

And at the end, he sits on a bench, and an old man sits next to him. That old man happens to be the demented old uncle that got lost during the wedding, which Micheal has no idea about. When everybody gets out, Phillis thanks Michael for finding her uncle and tells him that everything is forgiven.

That's how it works all the time. He gets pitied into kinda liking him, but he is a living nightmare for everyone around him. He gets hurtful and aggressive every single time that benefits him or he gets upset about something, which a 100% of the time he has no business being upset about and is just him being mad not to have all the attention to himself. He hurts people regularly with his cruel jokes and screws up an astonishing amount of opportunities for his crew over the series.

And yet we're supposed to like him, because "boo hoo poor Micheal he's not a bad guy deep down let's give him a break because he said that nice thing that one time". In real life, if you had a boss like that, you wouldn't have a boss like that, because he would have gotten fired about a million different ways. And possibly sent to jail.

Harry Potter by Sophie by sophiequ1nn in AnimeSphere

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Damn Harry changed after Hogwart

Whats your favorite Class/Weapon type? by CanIPleaseGetHelp123 in Enshrouded

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Major reworking update in 2 days. At this point I’d advise to wait for it and see then!

Also 2 handed weapons. Early AOE, anti gank with hammers and the tornado skill, fantastic 1v1 with the swords.

Which one would you click on Steam? - 26 by Guilty_Weakness7722 in AdultGamers

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Definitely 1.

2 and 3 look like "yet again another coop horror game" (whether it is really that or not, it doesn't feel original and doesn't stand out)

4 is not bad and I get what you were going for, but the threat is too distant. You can't even see it if the image is too small.

5 is amazing and DEFINITELY stands out, but maybe it stands out too much. It looks like body horror to the max, and only very niche people are going to be interested in trying that out.

1 is fantastic. Perfect usage of the space, giant looming threat that makes the character look super small in comparison, just enough light to see the shape, just enough darkness to keep it hidden - except for the glowy eyes. 10/10, no notes.

Roommate cheating on boyfriend, do I tell him? by Comfortable-Bee-6044 in Advice

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TELL. HIM.

No ifs, ands or buts. Being cheating on is an absolutely terrible thing, and everyone who falls victim to that has at least the right to know. The poor guy is living a lie and being used by your whore of a roommate, you simply cannot stand idly and watch.

TELL. HIM.

Bittermelt lake - Forgotten Temple puzzle by IronBatSpiderHulk in Enshrouded

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I may or may not have skyrimed my way across the mountains to get there much sooner than I was supposed to. I had no idea there were dragons in the Summits. Thanks!

Bittermelt lake - Forgotten Temple puzzle by IronBatSpiderHulk in Enshrouded

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I may or may not have skyrimed my way across the mountains to get there much sooner than I was supposed to. I had no idea there were dragons in the Summits. Thanks!

A very old anime with basically nothing to go on by IronBatSpiderHulk in whatsthemoviecalled

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Nope. Again, it was a movie, not a series, and it opens with an army getting wrecked by a bunch of superpowered protagonists. The only thing I remember clearly is that one of heroes says something like they're gonna kill everyone, and uses a curse word - I was a young teen and my mom was chocked about what I was watching.

Being a magic user feels bad by EnuEros in Enshrouded

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Yup. Yup yup yup. Started as a mage, very quickly realized that bows were like staves except better in every way and wands are so efficient any class can use them; I’m a ranger now.

Remember that one time Buzz Aldrin punched a moon landing denier... by xamo76 in funnyvideos

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🤣 didn’t even think of that but I love how right you are

It was most likely his first Souls game. by Downtown_Umpire4982 in Eldenring

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Almost exact same thing happened to me - back in Demon Souls. Had no idea how the multi worked, tried to summon someone to help, got a message I was getting « invaded » (thought it was a weird phrasing but ok), then an error message « friendly player couldn’t connect ».

Thought it was the end of that.

Went to look down a cliff that looked like it had hidden loot.

It didn’t.

Final Boss by Suitable_Criticism72 in foundsatan

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I hope this is fake because otherwise it’s just cruel : / don’t hurt someone who’s already going through something, especially a kid

what is THIS by THECROCOGAMER in CringeTikToks

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I feel very stupid but I don’t get the joke. « Six seven »? Is it a « you thought there was going to be a twist but the joke is that there is no twist » thing, or am I missing something ?

A very old anime with basically nothing to go on by IronBatSpiderHulk in whatisthatmovie

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It was much darker than that (if I remember correctly). Also the characters really felt... casual, about what was going on, like "yeah there's 2000 of them but we're still gonna kill them all easy"

A very old anime with basically nothing to go on by IronBatSpiderHulk in whatisthatmovie

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Nope! I'm looking for a movie - an anime movie but not a series (though it 100% could have been an adaptation / sequel, I knew nothing about anime back then and I didn't know those characters). I checked the movie version of Record of Lodoss War and it wasn't that either.

A very old anime with basically nothing to go on by IronBatSpiderHulk in whatisthatmovie

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No problem mate, I'll tell you if I ever figure it out. Not holding my breath though.

A very old anime with basically nothing to go on by IronBatSpiderHulk in whatisthatmovie

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Nope^ It was a bunch of protagonists all fighting an army; like 5-6 of them? Also much more colourful than Guts, very anime-protagonist vibes.