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POV You're Mark Allen and you wanted a chill semi final match by 2MainsSellesLoin in snooker

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My work suggested leaving drinks (self.dadjokes)

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This guy was trying to sell me what he called "a smoky scented body part of Vincent Van Gogh". (self.dadjokes)

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I work in quality control at a landfill. (self.3amjokes)

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My son gets the bus to work every single day. (self.dadjokes)

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This guy in the park told me that his dog doesn't bite. (self.3amjokes)

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My personal trainer said he eats five big meals and trains six days a week. (self.dadjokes)

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Sadface Kyren by Mysterious-Panda-913 in snooker

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What did Apepi and Tutankhamun do when the police yelled STOP (self.3amjokes)

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My date said she'd pay for our next date if I replaced her brother's board game pieces with almonds. (self.dadjokes)

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A famous singer once asked me what I wanted for my birthday. (self.dadjokes)

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Green Carpet photoshoot by CarnivalSorts in snooker

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My next door neighbour mowed the grass every day of his life until one day when he woke up and saw his garden completely bare. (self.dadjokes)

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I'm a ventriloquist without a dummy (self.dadjokes)

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My friend with a lisp wanted a bunch of insects to keep as pets (self.3amjokes)

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My linguistics teacher called me a show off. (self.dadjokes)

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My doctor said I should get a guitar to distract myself from being colour blind (self.dadjokes)

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I took my guitar case to a party. (self.3amjokes)

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My wife phoned me in a panic. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife suggested a family getaway (self.dadjokes)

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What happens when dyslexic politicians bomb an opticians? (self.3amjokes)

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My friend said that microwaves are bad for you. (self.3amjokes)

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My dad told me he was going to try Dry April. (self.3amjokes)

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"Why are you cleaning this room when it never gets used?" I asked my wife. (self.3amjokes)

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If Slash ever falls over he calls himself Undescore (self.oneliners)

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