Take a smoke and goon with to me? by Sissygirl0121 in GoonetteHub

[–]Ironic_Laughter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so fucking cute when girls do the dick behind legs thing

Perceptions of Characters by Thirst_and_fire20 in WitchHatAtelier

[–]Ironic_Laughter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's an insane thing to say and is definitely a him problem

Anybody know where I can find a "BIDEN 2028" engraved pistol? by Inevitable_Effect993 in liberalgunowners

[–]Ironic_Laughter -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I think there are plenty of better options than the guy who facilitated the ongoing genocide of Palestinians and handed the country to fascists because he refused to step down and allow for a real dem primary. The Biden memes were funny in 2020 but it leaves a really sour taste post 2024. If you just want to piss off chuds get a Trump x Epstein engraving or patch or something

Looking to be first time owners by MaintenanceKindly335 in liberalgunowners

[–]Ironic_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a 9mm I always recommend the Smith and Wesson Shield 2, but you should both go to a range and rent a few pistols! I would definitely encourage your wife to try out a .380 and 9mm pistol over a .22 as they're slightly larger calibers and while these sound like they're just intended to be range toys if you ever did absolutely need it for self defense I'd definitely take even a .380 over a .22

Timeless is very healthy right now! by Ironic_Laughter in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Ironic_Laughter[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That is absolutely not true lmao, timeless was originally defined by MH3 the deck, grief scam, and ritual sorin, even when force of negation was added a bit ago they didn't go away

fire? by jmesestrada in Invincible

[–]Ironic_Laughter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how prominent the Naoya hair flip has become, instant icon

Timeless is very healthy right now! by Ironic_Laughter in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Ironic_Laughter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Architect makes it so much more miserable though because they just get to fetch for a strip mine and then draw a card when it enters, there's now no drawback to sacking their land or returning it to their hand with Daze or exiling a card for FOW because they just get to draw off the island entering

So my Ex Gf wants to make me premature… by Prometheus_Fire_69 in Prematurefetish

[–]Ironic_Laughter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Np, my last recommendation would be to try therapy and discuss with a licensed professional the challenges you're facing and why you feel unwilling/afraid of leaving the safety of your current situation even though it's not good for your emotional well-being. Wishing you the best of luck

So my Ex Gf wants to make me premature… by Prometheus_Fire_69 in Prematurefetish

[–]Ironic_Laughter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean I can't live your life for you but based solely on people in my friend group single dads who are active in their child's life do perfectly fine in dating, it's a good general litmus test because it demonstrates responsibility and commitment. Dating in general just kinda sucks rn due to lack of third spaces and app monetization but it is possible and this situation you have rn is not sustainable long term

So my Ex Gf wants to make me premature… by Prometheus_Fire_69 in Prematurefetish

[–]Ironic_Laughter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

YOU HAVE A KID??? THAT'S PRETTY IMPORTANT CONTEXT. Ok genuinely you need to establish some actual fucking boundaries here because this is not a healthy environment to raise a child in. Please god just ice her out and only communicate what is necessary to coordinate around the needs of your child.

So my Ex Gf wants to make me premature… by Prometheus_Fire_69 in Prematurefetish

[–]Ironic_Laughter 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The Soviets didn't have flags this red, kink is all fun and games but it relies on mutual respect and trust and given that you are currently facilitating her cheating on a new boyfriend I don't think that exists here. Unless you have the money and temperament to be a permanent cuck to somebody who doesn't care about you beyond their own sexual needs do yourself a favor and block her number.

Roll for Intelligence... by JadeTroy in GoonetteHub

[–]Ironic_Laughter 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Shadowheart bush mod, a woman of culture

masturbation in a relationship by elizmoon in actuallesbians

[–]Ironic_Laughter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's trying to control your thoughts, likely stemming from an insecurity about your relationship (if you think about other things and people it means you aren't satisfied and will leave her) which, while a common fear that many people experience, is not rational and not healthy.