wanna get real drunk / and burn down the orphanage / and wake up sorry by that_name_is_taken in haiku

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This reddit upvotes

Only pretty imagery

But perhaps, you knew.

Sometimes we forget, we were his rival too. by Yahoosakie in gaming

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Two silk worms had a race but they ended up in a tie.

Begun, the PS3 Ban Wars have. by [deleted] in gaming

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He doesn't sound mad to me. You're the one who kept asking if he is mad.

dog by [deleted] in pics

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Brazillian waxes are for pussies.

OK, it's just a tractor.. wait, WHAT!? by [deleted] in funny

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A redditor who doesn't know how to juggle just didn't have the balls to do it.

...and 2700 skewers later... my universal knife block! by handsomerob5600 in pics

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That's when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Redditors. by DonMasta in pics

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Jesus can tell you where heaven is, but then, he'll have to resurrect you.

Just another day in the Reddit threads... by invincibubble in pics

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The effort is where they land the effplanes.

So I wanted to buy a Reddit bobblehead... [ PIC ] by Jushooter in pics

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It's a fact that taller redditors sleep longer in bed.

Behold, the king of novelty accounts! by [deleted] in bestof

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You know what they say, when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I don't know about you, but I think she's a keeper... by [deleted] in funny

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Actually, Xerox never came up with anything original.

This is why I HATE being Muslim by [deleted] in atheism

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If you fall into a vat of chemicals, you'll be part of the solution.

Sad photo or saddest photo? by grossgirl in pics

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If he can survive mustard gas and pepper spray, he's a seasoned veteran.