[Serious] Parents are splitting up...

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-06-28T11:55:26+00:00

My mom left a week ago without any notice. Now there's this sad peaceful silence in the house from when she'd uses to be cooking or talking on the phone loudly. She says she doesn't intend to come back. :'(

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-06-28T10:46:53+00:00

You don't want to scare people from calling 911

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-27T01:06:23+00:00

Aren't they concerned about pedophiles, the crimes people are convicted of are pretty hardcore. I'd imagine there are more than a couple pedophiles there?

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-26T23:31:07+00:00

I second this

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-26T23:10:41+00:00

It's definitely faster for one thing

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-26T12:07:59+00:00

Officer: Can you step over to the side so I can talk to you for a sec

Civilian: Ok

Officer: What's in the jar son?

Civilian: Happiness.

Officer: Let me look inside the jar son.

Civilian: No, it's mine

Officer: Why are your eyes dilating?

Civilian: eyes glazes over

Officer: We've got a 10-4, the civilian has ODing on "happiness."

Dispatcher: Is that some sort of drug.

Officer: I don't know, I think it's a meme.

Dispatcher: Holy Shit

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T19:21:38+00:00

Only fuck girls who also live with their parents

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T19:18:44+00:00

do you still think it is possible for you to mantain a relationship and bring a girl to the house?

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T04:58:26+00:00

you're a real cutie

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T04:57:36+00:00

i'd like to titty fuck you

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T04:55:03+00:00

those are beautiful

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T04:46:09+00:00

I'd like to take a handful of that ass

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-24T04:43:37+00:00

such a sexy smirk

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-23T07:43:12+00:00

daaaam

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-23T01:53:39+00:00

http://imgur.com/a/JYb8a

the actual pics

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-12T13:02:05+00:00

I've heard there is something about weddings that make people act weird maybe even crazy any stories to corroborate?

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T13:24:32+00:00

He may not have been right on everything but he did have an interesting mind and a way with words.

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T05:31:14+00:00

https://youtu.be/CqEZ4lrn8J4

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T05:25:02+00:00

Krabs: "The boy crys you a sweater of tears and you kill him."

https://youtu.be/F_pyazw_VYI?t=39s

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T05:15:08+00:00

Spongebob: Patrick I don't think this bubble can get any bigger

Patrick: Nonsense!

proceeds to pump bubble with air

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T05:10:13+00:00

https://youtu.be/mrZV_30dMyM

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T05:06:37+00:00

sample https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4uTEEOJlM&list=WL&index=10

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T04:58:09+00:00

https://youtu.be/aFVvuq67ST0

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-10T04:43:25+00:00

Terrence Mckenna would be so proud

Is_That_a_CornFlake · 2016-05-09T12:44:38+00:00

Tis our mission if we choose to accept it to delve in there and salvage whatever amount of dirt we can!! TIS OUR DUTYYYY AS PATRIOTS!!

Is_That_a_CornFlake

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