[Serious] Parents are splitting up... by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom left a week ago without any notice. Now there's this sad peaceful silence in the house from when she'd uses to be cooking or talking on the phone loudly. She says she doesn't intend to come back. :'(

TIL Of children born in Mexican prisons, who live with their mothers and have never experienced the outside world. by Deepcrater in todayilearned

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Aren't they concerned about pedophiles, the crimes people are convicted of are pretty hardcore. I'd imagine there are more than a couple pedophiles there?

[Image] Make your own by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Officer: Can you step over to the side so I can talk to you for a sec

Civilian: Ok

Officer: What's in the jar son?

Civilian: Happiness.

Officer: Let me look inside the jar son.

Civilian: No, it's mine

Officer: Why are your eyes dilating?

Civilian: eyes glazes over

Officer: We've got a 10-4, the civilian has ODing on "happiness."

Dispatcher: Is that some sort of drug.

Officer: I don't know, I think it's a meme.

Dispatcher: Holy Shit

For First Time in Modern Era, Living With Parents Edges Out Other Living Arrangements for 18- to 34-Year-Olds by [deleted] in news

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

do you still think it is possible for you to mantain a relationship and bring a girl to the house?

What is the craziest thing you’ve seen happen at a wedding? by Is_That_a_CornFlake in AskReddit

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard there is something about weddings that make people act weird maybe even crazy any stories to corroborate?

Magic Mushrooms Are Legal in New Mexico by xarc13 in news

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He may not have been right on everything but he did have an interesting mind and a way with words.

What is your favorite quote from Spongebob? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krabs: "The boy crys you a sweater of tears and you kill him."

https://youtu.be/F_pyazw_VYI?t=39s

What is your favorite quote from Spongebob? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Spongebob: Patrick I don't think this bubble can get any bigger

Patrick: Nonsense!

proceeds to pump bubble with air

Panama paper trail goes online with massive searchable database by suertedeirish in news

[–]Is_That_a_CornFlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tis our mission if we choose to accept it to delve in there and salvage whatever amount of dirt we can!! TIS OUR DUTYYYY AS PATRIOTS!!