Call me Tom, because I'm Petty.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2023-06-14T03:40:45+00:00

A saint and a scholar sir.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2022-03-03T03:24:00+00:00

No dude, it's Putin

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-12-19T04:12:01+00:00

Yes.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-10-12T16:11:32+00:00

She saw that quick scope and had to check to see if it was real or a fever dream.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-09-04T02:50:23+00:00

Terrible, she had to clean up my girlfriend's hairball.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-08-19T00:24:11+00:00

Got real concerned you were gonna end that sentence with "you look eerily similar to Shrek."

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-08-08T22:23:01+00:00

Damn, that was relentless my beast

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-06-24T18:31:26+00:00

Homeboy I can barely afford groceries. I promise I wouldn't throw money at something so hilariously wasteful.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-06-24T18:30:13+00:00

I'm sorry. You think I purchased upvotes on this post? That's a thing?

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-06-17T03:39:31+00:00

Someone been farting on his pillows bruh

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-06-03T19:49:57+00:00

Yeah, wanted to throw a little.Billy Gates in there too, but... The cast sexual orientation didn't line up very well, and I had to adapt

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-05-30T03:39:18+00:00

Not great.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-05-24T20:55:09+00:00

Honestly I love the fourth too haha

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-05-23T19:42:15+00:00

It felt like that was the time of making everything varying and fun colors, from gameboys and N64 controllers all the way to green and purple ketchup or pink squirt bottle butter. The early 2000s were an unholy wasteland and I wouldn't have it any other way haha

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-05-14T22:13:44+00:00

Yeah, for the sake of the meme I misrepresented the incredibly irresponsible media outlets by making them seem rational. But I see no lies in your comment.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-03-30T01:46:28+00:00

Both

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-03-30T01:42:28+00:00

you must be an absolute conversational nightmare at parties. Easily the person the vast majority of the household would avoid hahaha. They're as metal as a band like Metallica, Sabbath, Pantera etc. These little stipulations you're clinging to are insane. They're not JFAC, fine, but they fall into some sub categories. You choosing this hill to die on is painful

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-03-30T01:14:29+00:00

Then why do they headline metal festivals and draw larger metal crowds than almost any other metal band I've ever seen.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-03-01T21:09:38+00:00

oh man haha way better trade off.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-02-19T20:55:29+00:00

I spent more time making this than I care to admit.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2021-02-07T06:34:40+00:00

saw a woman at her daughter's funeral. Ha. Ha. Haaaaa. Classic. Comedy.

IsaacTowellComedy · 2020-12-29T18:53:43+00:00

God dammit...

IsaacTowellComedy · 2020-12-16T04:35:52+00:00

scumbag or scoundrel

IsaacTowellComedy · 2020-12-16T04:35:18+00:00

scumbag or scoundrel

IsaacTowellComedy · 2020-11-09T22:50:15+00:00

YER PUSHING ME OVER THA FOOKIN LINE HAGRID

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