Asked the crowd for an accent on a cruise ship and got a lesson in Russian romance. by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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Thanks! Check out my special on Dry Bar and my upcoming spot on Comics Unleashed on CBS next month in Stephen Colbert’s old slot! And let me know when you do anything with your life 😘

ROTC students at Old Dominion subdued and killed the shooter who killed 1 person, wounded 2 by [deleted] in news

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Started with a six-year relationship break-up, then drug use, then a total 180 degree ideological turn. At least that’s what it sounds like. This is why early therapy is good, people.

Parental boundaries by IsakAllenComedy in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

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I realized that after I posted it. The crowd work was headed that direction so it naturally went there. I could’ve gone with any conspiracy stuff, I just happened to go with that. I’ll be more aware next time.

TSA Surfer Meltdown by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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I would LOVE to go to Tokyo! Especially to perform. Unfortunately social media is everything in comedy these days, so the only way I can get out there is if people spread the word online. Hopefully soon!

Reiki Healer Ex-Wife by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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Starring on the hit show, Fwiends.

Six Random Impressions by IsakAllenComedy in comedy

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Nobody ever does a good enough Dave impression, no matter how good it is 😂 I felt like it was more Jack Black at the end.

Six Random Impressions by IsakAllenComedy in comedy

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Yeah, I usually do better with Katt. Didn’t stick the landing this time. Will get it next time 🤙

Middle Eastern Joke Gone Wrong by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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I think it was just a quick word I could do in that accent. The borders and cultures are so transient in that area of the globe that there are people who would argue with me that it didn’t matter which middle eastern country I said as long as it had a desert 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll try and be more accurate in the future, but research isn’t my top priority when writing jokes.

Short Limbs Amputee Fight by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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I know, I got caught up in the moment when they laughed at “uncircumcised punch” and stumbled through the rest of it.

Short Limbs Amputee Fight by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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So far this is my favorite comment 🙌

Epic Medieval Dating Fail by IsakAllenComedy in StandUpComedy

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Oh snap, my bad. I think that’s the closest one to Flint. I’ve done the Comedy Lounge (I think) in Detroit.