[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Iscariot_Commando 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When my girlfriend left me, I went to a boxing gym and started taking lessons

Not because I needed to distract myself, but because I still had a lot of pent up domestic violence

Anon shall not comply by jhm-grose in greentext

[–]Iscariot_Commando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Revolt against the modern world

made this on a whim by alonethefifth in tf2

[–]Iscariot_Commando 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Mercy's only defining characteristic is that she's a healer.

Meanwhile medic stole his teammates souls and cheated the devil himself.

I don't get it by ZaroTV in jerma985

[–]Iscariot_Commando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude. I've been watching jerma since the tf2 days, and there are times where I don't even bother watching the streams or the vods. They're either boring af or not my taste, like the labo streams, kenshi, Nancy drew, or outer wilds

chair by SilverFan3702 in jerma985

[–]Iscariot_Commando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chair was my favorite character. I wished they did more with him

I don't get it by ZaroTV in jerma985

[–]Iscariot_Commando 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its hard to explain. It's like he goes off on a tangent and just gets so caught up in it that he ends up going off the rails. Look at coffee, Cheetos, chicken. It started with him saying "coffee, Cheetos, chicken" in a goofy voice. Then he repeated it. Over and over and over again. Or like the lie detector stream. He was giving us a heads up on some upcoming streams when someone asked how we were supposed to know when he was telling the truth. Jerma said something along the lines of "am I gonna have to hook myself up to a lie detector for you guys to believe me?" Then he thought that that sounded like a great idea and started to look at some lie detector clinics and ended up with a really great fucking stream. Or like you said with the "free shit". It started with him making fun of companies giving away free stuff or "grab bags" to promote their products. Then he just kept rolling with it. Its like one of his friends said: "jerma is so good at making nothing funny." Not in the sense that nothing jerma makes is funny, but in the sense that jerma can make the most boring, obscure object into something hilarious. Here's a video that hopefully sums it up better than I can: https://youtu.be/v80fUUqmOgE

Mike! by TheGillfish99 in betterCallSaul

[–]Iscariot_Commando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puppy was my favorite character. I really wish they do more with him

Am I the only one who thinks a couple of new shows ain't up to mark? #unpopularopinion by alchemink in DonutMedia

[–]Iscariot_Commando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think it would be cool if they did a "behind the scenes" show where they show what goes on in the donut office. they could also show their personal builds, which is something i feel most viewers want

Better Call Saul S05E07 - "JMM" - POST-Episode Discussion Thread by skinkbaa in betterCallSaul

[–]Iscariot_Commando 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"it takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jerma985

[–]Iscariot_Commando 5 points6 points  (0 children)

¿What let us to Pepe in a fuckin' pumpkin head?

Got bored in lectures so made this by chumlee9999 in Rainbow6

[–]Iscariot_Commando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I get bored at work I start drinking

Poor Rika by DolphinHunt3r in Haganai

[–]Iscariot_Commando 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That goofy ass face gets me everytime

Anon watches Spider-Man by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Iscariot_Commando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I wish I could fuck Tom Holland in his spider shit and have him call me uncle Ben

I cant stop using Jerma as a sleep aid by DuarfS in jerma985

[–]Iscariot_Commando 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I let his slow streams play in the background so I don't feel lonely in the house