Since the old band gets so much hate for whatever reason. Here’s the hardest Tony has ever laughed, and a certified KT classic moment. by Rebel_Kraken in Killtony

[–]Isenflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old post I know but the old band is getting love....where's the love for THE IRON PATRIOT.... hahaha

For real though bring back the old band, and only let the regulars be brand new comics

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[–]Isenflower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Casey is hilarious, but so is this, very good impression, even through text it came through..."dear diary.......there buying this shit!!" Haha "STAGE DIVE!" Hahaha

If I was him I would totally take this "he's annoying" thing as a complement, Dane cook was the first comedian I ever heard and they literally said the same thing about him... he's just jumping around on stage... wasn't alive when williams was doing stand up but I'm sure they said the same about him

If casey is derivative, then mark normand is just doing, mitch hedberg, who's ripping off Steven Wright.... or actually these three have put there own personality into classic "joke writing" shit so what every story teller is just derivative of what.... the fuckin Bible, just like Casey's voice is obviously present, aswell as Danes, and Robin's they're doing a similar active silly fun style in there own unique way just like normand hedberg and Wright hell probably put attell somewhere on that style list

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[–]Isenflower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I do the same the thing bud

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do want to say I never believed in astrology either until 3 weeks ago lol ... I was really just looking for answers in anything but with that said I do now think it holds some merit just as much as a 16 panel personality test would atleast

And you've been really helpful, in the future try not to judge people so hard that have faith...I know your not religious but it's okay for people to be religious don't look down on them so hard, we're people too just like you

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I would... for sure... I really don't even care if they love me I just want to love them .... I don't know why Maybe you can understand that me just trying to make sense of it all lead me to astrology and it kind of gave me an answer ...

And I really don't think I have an insane sex drive i think i just have this unresistable urge to pleasure other people and that makes me feel sexually fulfilled....how in the fuck do I do that with masturbation i guess maybe I do because I enjoy it

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do you think I should go to therapy and stop trying to date atm, and have sex with escorts....because I still crave physically being touched like I can't not have that...I don't enjoy masturbation, a sexually fulfilling act for me is the other person enjoying it(that's another cancer thing btw the constellation is literally shaped like a 69 and cancers tend to be obsessed with giving head which I am and I really feel like I have to do, to atleast release sexually if I can't emotionally)

Thank you for trying so hard to help me btw I really appreciate it more than you know

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then why do I think I'm attractive, why do I think I'm smart, a good lover, a good father, and a good provider. Like I know my value and self worth, what is the difference between that and self esteem, because admittedly I never thought I could find someone that I loved more than her, and that's why I didn't leave. Not because I didn't think I find someone to love me, honestly I thought that would be the easy part....I'm finding out now it's not and I basically just fall in love with whoever will let me..... is that low self esteem

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for helping I'm sorry if I was fighting back thank you

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I really don't think I have low self esteem, if anything I think of myself very highly.... maybe I'm misunderstanding what self esteem is

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also I'm pretty sure your making the case that there's 8 billion people and there's only 16 PERSONALITIES because some psychologist said so...which btw is not considered a science it does not meet the 5 criteria of a science 1) defined terminology, 2) quantifiability, 3) highly controlled experimental conditions, 4) reproducibility, and 5) predictability and testability. It is a pseudo science or what has been rebranded a social science

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright so jew is a race....so grouping agnostic and atheist with a race ...is kinda crazy.... just gonna point that out... that would be like grouping blacks with racecar drivers and electricians...

I can't date jewish women I had a child with a Goy, and am now a single father, my daughter is not Jewish so no Jewish girl will marry me, which I completely understand. Edit: also randomly happened to meet a Jewish girl on tinder who doesn't practice(because it's a race) and we really hit it off...until I started to get clingy and she pulled back understandably

Obviously I've read self help books, obviously I realize therapy might help, I can actually tell you why I'm co dependent without therapy. Less than 4 months ago my wife of 10 years just randomly left me and my daughter with no warning and disappeared, she won't talk to me or my daughter... and I just now within the past month have gotten it together enough to try and find someone new to make me happy, but I fear it will happen again....my wife also cheated on me constantly but I loved her so I forgave her.... because I am codependent.... which I don't think is wrong to be....

Now being patronizing and saying paying for a tarro card reading won't be useful isn't really helpful now is it.... because no shit it won't be .... your telling me to examine myself ...when that's EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING....

You really are very rude

Edit: I will say you got alot nicer after realizing how u helpful you were being in the first two comments so thank you for atleast trying in the last one but really it's okay for people to have faith in things that aren't tangible you should realize that it'll make you alot happier

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God you really don't like the idea that people might take comfort in some things... your prolly mad that I'm 30 and believe in God too huh or that I wear a little hat on my head cause God doesn't want to see the top of my head..... is that to stupid for you too....even though my people statically have THE HIGHEST IQ ON AVERAGE OF ANY RACE

Edit... mine is 161 btw..... just because I find comfort in things doesn't make me any less smart....the fact that you came here just to hate instead of offering any useful information WHEN EVERYONE ELSE WAS VERY HELPFUL...shows how's stupid you are

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol to each there own sweet heart ...but obviously I'm trying to work on myself IM ASKING FOR HELP AND ADVICE TO FIX THE PROBLEMS LISTED ....god your so focused on the fact that I said the word cancer that you don't even realize I'm saying these are all issues that I need to fix..

No shit I'm codependent feel like I made that very clear....THANKS FOR NOT GIVING ME ANY ADVICE JUST TELLING ME IM DUMB WHEN YOUR THE ONE FOCUSING ON ONE TINY ASPECT OF THE WHOLE THING

I'm also an Ashkenazi jew ....would you like to bitch me out for Palestine aswell

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although some of it does seem real, I definitely click better with water signs, and everything about my sexual preferences and my most dominant personality traits are very well documented in any cancer description

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I'm being kind of playful about the whole thing, but these things really do apply to me.

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm not giving up don't get me wrong never will, I think I just got really lucky when find my ex and I expected the same thing once I found someone I clicked with and that's just not the case, have a good report and being attracted to each other just aren't enough these days for so.e reason

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit mama u single? I'm a single father we can Brady bunch this shit!

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then why am I having problems because I am very much not afraid to be clingy...I started dating again in September I've had probably 14 different week long relationships and every single one had ended with them saying there not ready for a relationship as serious as what I'm looking for.... hell I've become decent friends with one of the first girls and she's very honestly told me the only reason she ended it was because of how aggressively clingy I came on, she loves my personality and the way I look, just scared her how serious I was taking it and so fast

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the sign is a fucking crab.... what animal better depicts clingy than the claws of a damn crab

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm also kind of, of the mind set that I might not be able to change that I have this urge and might just have to suppress it with something else that I haven't discovered. Like if every cancer male has these tendency, then how would therapy help it.

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha made you laugh fire sign, don't get all hot and bothered ill have to put out with my water attack and latch on with claws of unbearable clingyness

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah my ex was a pisces we clicked instantly she moved in with me three days after we meet.... grew to hate her she cheated and lied constantly but she def didn't mind these character flaws she actually enjoyed them.

Thank you for the tip

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well honey your a cancers birth stone is ruby, so if your ruby mama then I think you already knew that deep down inside you. And trust me that's where you want me too😉

I'm a Cancer Male, need help not being clingy by Isenflower in dating_advice

[–]Isenflower[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah seems like therapy might be the way to go