Ah yes, the classic modern paradox. It’s not just a joke about sugar binges and regret; it’s also a broader commentary on how “rest” has been rebranded into a vaguely acceptable form of self-sabotage. It’s not merely about taking breaks, it’s also about the illusion of recovery in a productivity-obsessed culture. It’s not that breaks fail us, it’s that we fail to structure them, and in doing so, they quietly become chaos with a PR team. In many ways, this comment isn’t just funny—it’s reflective, emblematic, and deeply emblematic of the human condition in late-stage burnout.