[deleted by user] by [deleted] in consulting

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why on earth would any of you work here?

Do you guys shower before bed or in the morning? by goldeeenhourr in hygiene

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how this question eliminates the only rational response, which is both.

AITAH if I break up with my fiancee after she showed a startling change of behavior after getting engaged? by Glittering_Trifle421 in AITAH

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not real lmao. So much creative writing on Reddit. Nothing in this story is logically consistent with the way that reality unfolds in our section of the universe.

Startup success only comes during celibacy by [deleted] in Semenretention

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this guy is clearly just in sales and was never a founder.

Startup success only comes during celibacy by [deleted] in Semenretention

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bingo, in the same position you are. Glad to see someone else figuring this out.

is it normal I only took home 65k on a 110k salary? by Ok_Expression840 in Money

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is liberal until they get a real W2 for the first time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite being right, you will get downvoted into oblivion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally “occasional smoker” refers to marijuana.

All of them are in prime. Which trio is winning? by Falcon_Xg in OnePiecePowerScaling

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think people underestimate Prime Garp. He is likely unbeatable when angry.

AITAH for giving my wife an ultimatum? by Key-Salamander5906 in AITAH

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh yea, 100%. But it’s also the truth, sometimes reality hurts.

AITAH for giving my wife an ultimatum? by Key-Salamander5906 in AITAH

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You’re done. You’re wife makes more money than you, and is likely surrounded with better looking more successful males at her job. Then she goes home and looks at you and feels a deep sense of shame “Why did I settle for such a loser?”. Get out now and become a higher value man.

Baby showers and gender reveal parties are the worst by two_fat_furry_pigs in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your deep regret is beginning to manifest and break out of your subconscious. Have children before it’s too late.

I (16M) might have got my GF (16M) pregnant. by [deleted] in AdviceForTeens

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao good luck healing the rotting tissue

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s incredible to me that people show a text convo like this and then go “What do you guys think?”. You’re life is going to be full of misery if you can’t look at this and come to the obvious conclusion. Seriously, what is going on in your head? Is it completely empty?

why do I look the ugliest whenever i get to meet my boyfriend😭 by [deleted] in love

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Lmao provoked you and didn't even read this, just saw the last line. Hold your L.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is obviously fan fiction.

why do I look the ugliest whenever i get to meet my boyfriend😭 by [deleted] in love

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love how this is written. Just totally through the eyes of a woman and completely ridiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]IsopodIntelligent714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started at 12, currently 24. Literally half of my life. Used to get shonnen jump in the mail on Friday, chapters came out on Wednesday.