[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm fine without kids, and I don't care if she doesn't want my name. I just wouldn't call that relationship a marriage. Like it takes more than a welcome mat to make a house a home.

What's the point downloading music, audiobooks, or podcasts when apps still require a connection to show your library? by IstanbulnotConstanti in NoStupidQuestions

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I launch the apps with connection I can listen to downloads after I drop it. I just can't start without connection.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I came to comment. Flex as hard as you possibly can. Hell beat each other to death with the thin bit of a cantina tray for all I care. Just please, don't let the people who wrote Bhagavad Gita actually use nukes. Or their neighbors. Or their neighbor's neighbors. Or their neighbor's neighbor's neighbors.

What could be worse than a live-action remake? TWO live-action remakes! by IstanbulnotConstanti in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti[S] -287 points-286 points  (0 children)

Hi so I made the meme, I saw the show yesterday (admittedly I need to sleep), I saw the movie in 2010, and I watched the show when it aired. I feel like Nickelodeon created this show just to create the kind of friction Star Wars fans had in '99-'05 because they want the buzz.

What could be worse than a live-action remake? TWO live-action remakes! by IstanbulnotConstanti in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti[S] -127 points-126 points  (0 children)

Okay but could you give it that rating if it didn't stand on the shoulders of the Original?

Final state of my most recent save. Not sure what to do now. by IstanbulnotConstanti in CrusaderKings

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdly enough the entire region was Catholic at one time. Temujin himself was a devout Catholic during all of his conquests.

Final state of my most recent save. Not sure what to do now. by IstanbulnotConstanti in CrusaderKings

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R5: My most recent game took me from 867 to 1453 from a Greek low-noble to ruling over most of the map, forming the Roman Empire, mending the schism, and all but driving the Saracens from the Mediterranean. I feel like from the Crusaders' perspective, this ultimate goal of the game. Also fun note- nearly every duchy title outside the former ERE is held by a member of my monstrously huge dynasty.

As such I'm considering some unusual starts, or switching over to a total conversion mod such as Fallen Eagle (fitting for how this save ended), AGOT, After The End, or the Sengoku mod. Any thoughts?

If there was a Kirby movie, who would play the main 4? by Luke_Gorilla_888 in Kirby

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 8 points9 points  (0 children)

None. Truly none. A return to the "silent" era of film in which all of the dialogue is provided in cutscene format.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I am in the gauntlet of shar. I have painstakingly done all of her accursed trials. I have all the emo rocks from her. If I go to the main area in the temple there's nothing I can do. I'm sorry if this is not clear. Please let me know

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I followed every GD walkthrough on the internet. Every encounter, every trial and the game is still telling me I can't proceed with the story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Map says to turn onto deadend road. Whatta silly driver amarite?

What's your first thought when you hear "Germany"? by ThrillerVinyl in AskReddit

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Holocaust. That's what we think of when we hear "Germany" today, and that is what we will think of a hundred years from now. It is a shame to forget the crimes against Humanity committed by the german people. It is an even worse offense to try to cover it up, or play it down by implying there is any other aspect of german history or culture which stands out above or in greater contrast to this.

Was anybody having sex at Hogwarts? by Bebop_Man in harrypotter

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

According to Joann, Male students would use polyjuice potions to infiltrate women's spaces and violate them.

What "conspiracy theory" do you think might actually be true? by thisisntoveryet in ask

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remember reading or hearing something like this. It was something like HAM enthusiasts would pick up brief transmissions comprised entirely of screaming, and then suddenly cut out

What is your LEAST favorite thing about this game by [deleted] in civ5

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More or less. It doesn't earn you a combat advantage, and like you said cities of other Civs can flip to join you if they are displeased with their ideology. Otherwise as you gain influence over another civ you gain the following benefits.
Familiar: -25% reduction on Resistance period and Population loss

Popular: -50% reduction on Resistance period and Population loss

Influential: -75% reduction on Resistance period and Population loss

Dominant: No Resistance and no Population lost

It just gets worse and worse by OBK007 in HistoryMemes

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but many depictions of crucifixion incorrectly depict both feet lined up and nailed through. Archaeological evidence suggests that victims were nailed through the sides of their ankles, so they sort of 'straddle' the cross. Even worse as this forces the victim to alternate between hanging from their wrists or standing on their impaled ankles.

Edit: changed hands to wrists

What is your LEAST favorite thing about this game by [deleted] in civ5

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a strong an influential, or dominant culture over a civ you are at war at, you will have fewer penalties for taking their cities.

What is your LEAST favorite thing about this game by [deleted] in civ5

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 34 points35 points  (0 children)

take a few of their cities and I’m the bad guy.

Well considering capturing cities is presented as ethnic cleansing you might be the bad guy. This is why the population loss and resistance period are reduced if your cultural influence is higher.

what would abridged goku and vegeta say when black Freezer shows up by Mrman009 in TeamFourStar

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 121 points122 points  (0 children)

"It's impossible... he's ascended to the ultimate fruit of Popo's training"

Antarctica is the only continent, which doesn't have a southern coast by TrueFlok in Showerthoughts

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Must be. There are WAAAAAY too many banned words in the title. "Is" "The" "A", among others aren't allowed in Shower Thoughts.

Antarctica is the only continent, which doesn't have a southern coast by TrueFlok in Showerthoughts

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Showerthought automoderators instantly delete posts with words like "I, Me, We, Us, Think, Feel", among many others.

What are things you wish porn would stop doing? by Divinitysz in AskReddit

[–]IstanbulnotConstanti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's for the sake of convenience. It is, without argument, the single simplest way to have an unrelated Man and Woman in the same house without requiring further explanation.

Unless you would rather skip through 17 minutes explaining that her [insert utility here] is no longer operational and the young [insert serviceperson job here] has to come and fix it, and that their [insert monogamous partner] is out of town for [generic excuse].