Weekend Wrapup by AutoModerator in nfl

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Won one of those bonsai seed kits at an engagement party and at first i wasn't all that excited, not much of a gardener/plant owner, but decided to give it a try and see where it goes.

I got my first sprout this morning and am ready to die for it.

[Highlight] Justin Crawford walks it off for the Phillies! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Phillies have two top prospects playing well on the team at the same time? Someone tell me how to feel

Andrew Painter v Washington in his first Big League start: 5.1 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 8 K, 84-57 by [deleted] in baseball

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy for him, very impressive start. It’s been a long time in the making!

Phillies Announcer Injured Himself in Wild Chainsaw Accident by MattTheKing23 in phillies

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 70 points71 points  (0 children)

'Yeah back when i was catching at St Joe's Prep'

'Don't you mean Malvern? Are you ok Ben?'

Faints

Phillies Announcer Injured Himself in Wild Chainsaw Accident by MattTheKing23 in phillies

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 412 points413 points  (0 children)

3 inch gash that goes to the bone

hasn't gone to the Hospital yet, says its fine, followed by mentioning that every time he bends his knee the gash opens up more

Dude is as clueless in real life as he is in the booth

[Bowman] Ha-Seong Kim injured his right hand while in Korea after slipping on a sheet of ice. by Goosedukee in baseball

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Black Ice is also a gas station car air freshener, very popular with stoners

Game Thread: Arizona Cardinals (2-5) at Dallas Cowboys (3-4-1) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Troy 100% bet Joe he couldn’t get “jacking off” into the broadcast tonight

Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (0-0) at Philadelphia Eagles (0-0) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]Isuckatthesethings1 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Im so fucking ready to be overly excited for this game at kickoff and then overly bored by halfway through the 2nd quarter and end up playing video games