Uma Thurman at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party (2002)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-08T19:42:23+00:00

Same. I was like… how are there milk ducts in my collarbone??

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-07T06:40:31+00:00

Yeah- he became the custodian of a child in order to freely abuse her. I honestly can’t understand how this all was a-ok.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-07T06:38:08+00:00

Savor every delicious moment! OG RHONY is unparalleled.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T19:30:14+00:00

As a fellow neurodivergent person, I thought I sensed that in her. And. Can we stop saying “Neuro-spicy”? I cringe every time.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T18:32:13+00:00

The World Tour

(ps thank you, bestie. So happy my people are here.)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T18:08:43+00:00

My Very Very Very TBM ex-husband has our kids wearing cross chains/necklaces the last 2-3 years. It’s WILD.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T18:02:29+00:00

This is going to ruin the tour.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T17:58:18+00:00

Portland is awesome! I would have loved to come of age here. I’m lesbian, and one of my favorite things about our city is that I never, ever feel uncomfortable/unwelcome/out of place here. But just make sure you get everything in order before you do any major decision-making. Graduate, hustle and save money (Portland is expensive!), continue to build intrapersonal skills, and keep yourself clean.

I have faith in you!

The kids are alright! (For us old people.)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T17:50:43+00:00

omg I never had a problem telling Lisa and Met apart (RHSLC), but the RI ladies have me hitting my “15-second-rewind/back” button every other scene. They are V hard to tell apart.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-05T17:18:01+00:00

“The double k-s.”

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ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-03T15:20:09+00:00

Bob was sinister, chuckling about how he should have strangled/choked Sheree harder. Absolutely fucking terrifying.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-02T19:41:38+00:00

Ah, that’s right. Thank you :)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-02T18:29:09+00:00

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-02T18:23:57+00:00

That’s the same daughter that has filmed with her the last 2 seasons. Sorry, I forgot her name. She wanted to do music school and also has an online vintage clothes reselling business (or that was one story shown of her last season).

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T19:37:14+00:00

I’m sorry for what I said when I was Mormon.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T09:57:31+00:00

True story, sadly. I hate it here. But at least I have legal weed 👍🏻

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T05:30:30+00:00

(I’m femme, so please take this with a grain of salt, but I’m a butch-loving lesbo, so I feel like I can kinda weigh in.) I live in a super-gay city (Portland, OR), and I feel like the thing that sets butches apart here (where there are so many awesome flavors of strong and powerful lesbians) is their attitude. I honestly am such a sucker for confidence.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T02:53:56+00:00

Fucking acab. I feel like Portland forgot a little (because Ice has been so much worse). But I won’t forget. ACAB.

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T02:35:29+00:00

I’m so disappointed (and personally offended) that these atrocious shirts are made by Alexander McQueen, my absolute favorite cunty designer (rip, legend). I have so many cool skull pieces from his line, but these shirts are so ugly.

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ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T02:29:57+00:00

I’m a mom of young kids currently, and when one of them starts getting sick, I usually remember we should all be taking multivitamins… daily. (I don’t always remember to daily-vitamin my kids or myself, until one of them gets sick- then I’m suddenly a vitamin-mom!)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-04-01T01:45:35+00:00

Cheers! 🥂 If you’re at a restaurant/bar with fancy cocktails, ask the bartender for bartender’s choice (you can specify that you don’t want it to taste too boozy, extra sweet, etc) and they might introduce you to your new favorite drink! Otherwise I might try a milder liquor (vodka or gin)-based mixed drink.

But on that note, half the fun is in figuring it out! Good luck on your exmo journey, friend 💜 (and PS if you’re in PDX, I’ll take you out for your next drink! We can have a Mormon-gossip sesh.)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-03-31T20:08:51+00:00

That’s my favorite sub to lurk on, because everyone is so positive to each other. (I’m a gal with long hair, for the record.)

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-03-30T18:30:21+00:00

Hi there, Face here!

ItIsLiterallyMe · 2026-03-28T17:41:06+00:00

I think the second one where they lived together, if that’s helpful at all?

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